The best Quotes by Kevin Ryan

The best Quotes by Kevin Ryan

Esposito: "So you're going full hipster now."
Ryan: "Have you started jarring artisanal pickles yet?"

I just called in sick. Let's go get really drunk!

You can fire us both for insubordination if you want, but we got this.

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Beckett: "Yes. You kill my patience."

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If you don't believe in even the possibility of magic, you'll never ever find it.

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"your out of time"? Whoever killed her also murdered the English language.

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There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people: psychopaths and mystery writers. I'm the kind that pays better.

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Look on the bright side, chicks dig scars.

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Including sending your daughter into a house full of drunken frat boys dressed like a sl*tty angel?

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Beckett: "You're a wise man Castle, with a big heart and you're rather good looking too."
Castle: "You might want to pace yourself with the flattery. You've got a whole dinner to get through."

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Don't ruin my story with your logic!

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No relationship can survive secrets or lies.

It's all come crashing down around my ears and I've got no one to blame but myself.

Kate Beckett in Castle

Well she was shot in the head so unless she tripped and fell on a bullet, it wasn't an accident.

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Martha: "I told you, if you can't tell your mother what you're doing you should not be doing it."
Castle: "Yes, when I was eight."

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Hayley: "It might be for the best. Ignorance is bliss."
Castle: "No, ignorance is hell."

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I know that you had a tough go when you were little but sooner or later you've got to stop blaming your childhood. At some point, when you choose wrong over right that's on you.

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Castle: "I have no need for genies because I already have everything I could ever wish for."
Beckett: "Right back at you, handsome."

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So after eight years some of my common sense has finally rubbed off on you.

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Beckett: "Time machine?"
Castle: "Only to go back and fall in love with you all over again."

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Beckett: "You're such a good son."
Castle: "And you're such a good everything."

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It was a Hollywood promise; not worth a damn.

Beckett: "I need a miracle, guys."
Ryan: "Okay, you got it."
Esposito: "One miracle coming up."

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I don't care if it's protected by the Hulk, we're going to tear this place apart.

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You didn't really think you could Jump Street the prime suspect, did you?

Han Lee: "Max, why did you kick out the hipsters?"
Max: "Cause I could not be in the background of another Instagram photo!"

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Instagram Hipster

Han Lee: "Hipsters like karaoke!"
Max: "Replace the word 'like' with the word 'Hitler' and you got the three worst things in history."

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Adolf Hitler Hipster Karaoke

Everyone is shaving their p*ssy. And hipsters these days have beards. So society has the same amount of hair, just on different c*nts.

Hipster Vaginas

If you start deporting every shady looking guy with questionable tattoos, who's gonna go to Jets games?

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One downside of our big brains is we're the only creatures who are aware that death is inevitable. Although, if you lined ten dogs in a row and shot them one by one, the dog on the end would probably get the gist by about dog four.

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