I learned how to draw from being bored in school. I would doodle on the margins of my paper.
Never wear a red t-shirt to Target. I enjoy helping people, but not every two minutes.
I do have a place in my heart for animal shelters because the job they have is impossible - so many animals that need to euthanized because don't have homes for them.
Don't play dead with a vulture. That's exactly what they want.
My heart started running away, like a pack of horses. Then it slowed down and became irregular.