The best Quotes by Kevin Nealon

The best Quotes by Kevin Nealon

Kevin Nealon (born November 18, 1953) is an American stand-up comedian and actor.

I learned how to draw from being bored in school. I would doodle on the margins of my paper.
Never wear a red t-shirt to Target. I enjoy helping people, but not every two minutes.
I do have a place in my heart for animal shelters because the job they have is impossible - so many animals that need to euthanized because don't have homes for them.
Don't play dead with a vulture. That's exactly what they want.
My heart started running away, like a pack of horses. Then it slowed down and became irregular.

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It's true, man.
They say money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a flight to Missouri - and that's pretty much the same thing.
You know, not only am I campaigning, but I'm running the world.
Joe Biden - Juli 2024
I just want to show them that I can play and I belong here. A lot of people don't think I should be here and I'm just here to prove that I do.
Bronny James - April 2023
I was born into it, so I feel like the path was already chosen. But my dad is cool enough to let me take whatever path I want if I wanted to not pursue basketball. But I think basketball is going to be my thing, for sure.
Bronny James - August 2022
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Juni 2024
My last year will be played with my son. Wherever Bronny's at, that's where I'll be. I would do whatever it takes to play with my son for one year. It's not about the money at that point.
LeBron James - February 2022

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