Quotes by Kevin Nealon

Kevin Nealon is an American comedian and actor. He was a cast member on Saturday Night Live from 1986 to 1995, acted in several of the Happy Madison films, played Doug Wilson on the Showtime series Weeds, and provided the voice of the title character, Glenn Martin, on Glenn Martin, DDS.

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I learned how to draw from being bored in school. I would doodle on the margins of my paper.

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Never wear a red t-shirt to Target. I enjoy helping people, but not every two minutes.

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I do have a place in my heart for animal shelters because the job they have is impossible - so many animals that need to euthanized because don't have homes for them.

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Don't play dead with a vulture. That's exactly what they want.

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My heart started running away, like a pack of horses. Then it slowed down and became irregular.

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