Quotes by Kevin Malone

Kevin Malone is a character from The Office

The best Series Quotes

Michael: "Excuse me, everyone... Sex! Now that I have your attention...-"
Stanley: "You don't have our attention."
Michael: "Money!"
Stanley: "I'm listening."
Kevin: "You had me at 'Sex'."

Kevin Malone in The Office, Season 7 Episode 9
 
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Creed: "I've never seen herpes on you."
Meredith: "'Cause it's on my genitals, genius."
Kevin: "You have a p-nis?"

Kevin Malone in The Office, Season 7 Episode 4
 
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Michael: "I can't stop myself from kissing her."
Kevin: "Yeah, now you know how I feel sitting next to those M&Ms all day."

Kevin Malone in The Office, Season 6 Episode 23
 
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