The best Quotes by Kevin Keller

Gamechanger. Archie got hot. He’s got abs now. Six more reasons for you to grab that ginger bull by the horn tonight.

We're not gonna hug in front of this whole town. So why don't we just both do that bro thing where we nod like douches and mutually suppress our emotions.

Jughead Jones: "He'll be here tonight as the sun has its last shadow upon the earth and the crescent moon is risen upon the Eastern ridge."
Betty Cooper: "So... like 9 o'clock?"

In case you haven't noticed... I'm weird. I'm a weirdo. I don't fit in, and I don't want to fit in.

What? Sardonic humor is just my way of relating to the world.

When you lose everything, that's when you're finally free.

We're not defined by what we los. We're defined by what we survive.

They're exhausting to inflate, they scare the shit out of you when they pop, and uninflated they just look like a pile of clown-condoms.

This isn't about good or bad. This is about power. And who is allowed to use it.

Lip: "Hey, whoa. You really think they deserve your hard-earned money for that service?"
Frank: "Dine and dash?"
Lip: "Bite and bolt."
Frank: "Eat it and beat it?"