The best Quotes by Kermit the Frog

Listen everybody, we've got nothing to be ashamed of. And you know why? Well because, thanks to Walter here we tried. And if we failed, we failed together and to me that's not failing at all.

The Muppet Show

I've got a dream too, but it's about singing and dancing and making people happy. That's the kind of dream that gets better the more people you share it with.

The Muppet Show

Just because you haven't found your talent yet, doesn't mean you don't have one.

The Muppet Show

Rico Rodriguez: "Are you one of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?"
Kermit: "Yes I am!"

The Muppet Show

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Gonzo: "Hey, Kermit, are you busy?"
Kermit: "Yes, Gonzo, but I can give you my ear for a minute."
Gonzo: "What would I do with your ear?"
Kermit: "Van Gogh impressions."

The Muppet Show - Season 1 Episode 9

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Statler: "Mit den Jahren gefällt mir die Show immer besser."
Waldorf: "Weil die Witze immer besser werden?"
Statler: "Nein, weil mein Gehör immer schlechter wird!"

Waldorf & Statler in The Muppet Show

Statler: "Do you think this show is educational?"
Waldorf: "Yes. It'll drive people to read books."

Waldorf & Statler in The Muppet Show - Season 1 Episode 2

Waldorf: "Statler isn't here tonight, Kermit. He's sick."
Kermit: "Oh, that's too bad. The flu?"
Waldorf: "No, the show. He's sick of it."

Waldorf & Statler in The Muppet Show - Season 4 Episode 13

Waldorf: "Just when you think the show is terrible, something wonderful happens."
Statler: "What?"
Waldorf: "It ends."

Waldorf & Statler in The Muppet Show - Season 4 Episode 3

Statler: "I know what is wrong, with this show, it's the theater."
Waldorf: "What's wrong with it?"
Statler: "The seats face the stage."

Waldorf & Statler in The Muppet Show - Season 2 Episode 1

Nurse Piggy: "It's too late, Dr. Bob. We've lost him."
Doctor Bob: "Well, he couldn't have gone so far. He was under the sheet just a second ago."

Doctor Bob in The Muppet Show - Season 1 Episode 17

Waldorf: "How should we know how to get to Sesame Street?"
Statler: "We don't even know how to get out of this stupid theater box!"

Waldorf & Statler in The Muppet Show - Season 5 Episode 18

Sesame Street

Waldorf: "Well, this has been an evening to remember."
Statler: "Why?"
Waldorf: "I forgot."

Waldorf & Statler in The Muppet Show - Season 4 Episode 18

Waldorf: "Do you think there's life in outer space?"
Statler: "There's certainly none in this theater."

Waldorf & Statler in The Muppet Show - Season 4 Episode 17

Statler: "Are you ready for the end of the world?"
Waldorf: "Sure! It couldn't be any worse than this show."

Waldorf & Statler in The Muppet Show - Season 5 Episode 24

Statler: "If I didn't know any better, I'd say you were reciting some sort of important plot point."
Waldorf: "I hope so. Otherwise I would've bored half the audience half to death."
Statler: "You mean half the audience is still alive?"

Waldorf & Statler in The Muppet Show

Bert: "Ernie... did I make a complete fool of myself?"
Ernie: "Absolutely, Bert."

Ernie & Bert in The Muppet Show - Season 1 Episode 2

Today me will live in the moment, unless it's unpleasant in which case me will eat a cookie.

Cookie Monster in The Muppet Show

Statler: "Is this movie in 3D?"
Waldorf: "Nope! The Muppets are as one-dimensional as they've always been."

Waldorf & Statler in The Muppet Show

Waldorf: "Pay up, they made it through another one."
Statler: "Double or nothing on next week's show?"
Waldorf: "You're on."

Waldorf & Statler in The Muppet Show - Season 1 Episode 6

The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children.

Jim Henson

Children & Childhood

My hope still is to leave the world a bit better than when I got here.

Jim Henson

When The Muppet Show ended, we all sat around and said, what kind of television show would we like to do. We felt the need these days are for some quality children's programming.

Jim Henson

The Muppet Show

Life's like a movie, write your own ending. Keep believing, keep pretending.

Jim Henson

Do you know the parable about the frog in the cream? Two frogs landed in a pail of cream. One, thinking rationally, understood straight away that there was no point in resistance and that you can't deceive destiny. But then what if there's an afterlife – why bother jumping around, entertaining false hopes in vain? He crossed his legs and sank to the bottom. The second, the fool, was probably an atheist. And she started to flop around. It would seem that she had no reason to flail about if everything was predestined. But she flopped around and flopped around anyway . . . Meanwhile, the cream turned to butter. And she crawled out. We honour the memory of this second frog's friend, eternally damned for the sake of progress and rational thought.

Dmitry Glukhovsky in Metro - 2033

Frogs

Sure you want to meet that soul mate and fall in love and have the big thing, but until that happens, you gotta kiss a lot of frogs.

Laura Prepon

Funny Quotes Frogs

The first rule of being a ninja is: Do no harm. Unless you mean to do harm. Then do lots of harm!

Master Splinter in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Woah… pretty heavy philosophical stuff for a cartoon show!

Michelangelo in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

The enemy of my enemy is my bro!

Michelangelo in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Enemies & Opponents

Why didn't Noah get rid of the two mosquitos?

Mosquitoes

Statler: "I liked that last number."
Waldorf: "What did you like about it?"
Statler: "It was the LAST number."

Waldorf & Statler in The Muppet Show - Season 3 Episode 6

Home is where heart is. Heart where cookie is. Math clear: home is cookie.

Cookie Monster in Sesame Street

[Ernie] I can't hear you, I have a banana in my ear.

Ernie & Bert in Sesame Street

Bananas

Raphael: "Hey, Mikey, remember that thing you used to say when we were kids?"
Michelangelo: "You made me promise never to say it again."
Raphael: "Forget about that! Still got one in the tank?"
Michelangelo: "I've been holding it in for years... COWABUNGA!"

Michelangelo in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - 2014

I do not wish to fight. But cast a stone into the lake, and the ripples will return to you.

Master Splinter in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Fighting

Who were you expecting, maybe the Addams Family?

Donatello-TMNT in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

The Addams Family

Class is Pain 101, instructor is Casey Jones.

Casey Jones in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

One-Liners

Raphael: "Drive!"
Vernon Fenwick: "You're a talking turtle."
Raphael: "Yeah, and you're a human nerd. Now that we've got that out of the way, hit it!"

Raphael in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - 2014

Do I need to remind you who has four shells and defeated the Shredder?

Leonardo in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

If you start deporting every shady looking guy with questionable tattoos, who's gonna go to Jets games?

Jordan Klepper in The Daily Show

New York Jets

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