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Biden has won so many times in Michigan now.
He's legally required to change his name to Ohio State.
He's legally required to change his name to Ohio State.
There's nothing wrong with Ohio
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Except the snow and the rain
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Jim: "No, because the office isn't what I'd consider a romantic place."
Pam: "Besides, we have something those other people don't have, which is a home and a bed."
Jim: "And a shower."
Jim: "No, because the office isn't what I'd consider a romantic place."
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1I feel weak today. I felt much stronger yesterday. Like Benjamin Button in reverse.
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Ryan: "Fine. Don't worry about that."
Ryan: "Fine. Don't worry about that."
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Kevin: "Michael, I'm pretty much okay with who I am now."
Michael: "Don't be. You should never settle for who you are."
Kevin: "Michael, I'm pretty much okay with who I am now."
Michael: "Don't be. You should never settle for who you are."
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Stanley: "I would like the memory of a day uninterrupted by this nonsense."
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Michael: "Money!"
Stanley: "I'm listening."
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Stanley: "You don't have our attention."
Michael: "Money!"
Stanley: "I'm listening."
Kevin: "You had me at 'Sex'."
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