Quotes from Keeping Up with the Kardashians

You have your whole life to be old but a few years to be young.

It's always the people that know the least about you that want to judge you the most.

Do your squats, eat your vegetables, wear red lipstick, don't let boys be mean to you.

I'll cry at the end of the day. Not with fresh makeup.

There's a lot of people that have great ideas and dreams and whatnot, but unless you're willing to work really, really hard, and work for what you want, it's never going to happen.

Love is when the other person's happiness is more important than your own.

Don't judge someone's attitude until you've felt their pain.

Kim has a fat ass, so, like it would save her herself. It's like a floatation device.

I think as long as you learn from your mistakes and don't make them over and over again, you're on the right path.

I'm kind of shocked I'm getting a fashion award when I'm naked most of the time.

Are you pregnant or are you just hungry?

Dress your best when you go to bed because you don't know who you'll see in your dreams.

Kim: "Did you guys know I'm the most Googled person this week?"
Khloé: "That's because she Googles herself."

Ever since Kim called me a troll, I love using that word.

Fashion is so subjective, and I think it should be playful.

I don't have any cell service here and it's making me have a rash.

I don't believe in revenge. When people are bullies, it's because of a deeper-rooted issue. Either their family life is tough or they're being bullied by someone bigger than they are.

Kim, there's people that are dying.

Costco is a passion. Costco is like a massage.

Kim, would you stop taking pictures of yourself? Your sister's going to jail.

Being a mom is what life is about. I hope people realize what the priorities in life should be and know not everything has to be perfect.

I live in a world where there's magazines and blogs, and people feel like they are allowed to criticize me, and in the meanest way.

The more people that love you, the more people that are going to hate you.

Ask me a question about paparazzi, and I get so heated. And I feel so bad for young kids of celebrities. My nieces and nephews get yelled at, and I'm like, "You are yelling at a two-year-old."