I think overweight people are lazy and that they are bankrupting the country.
I've said in the past that if I were Prime Minister, I would ban obesity.
Typically, housewives and working mums hate each other like dogs fighting for a bone.
It's good that fat schoolchildren are no longer bullied, but it's worrying if they feel it's OK to be large because no one is pointing it out.
Stay-at-home mums love working mums to feel guilty. They sacrificed everything for their children.
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