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I might have been born in Liverpool - but I grew up in Hamburg.

So you're single? In Paris? Now I'm even more jealous. I mean, your life is croissants and sex.

Madeline Wheeler in Emily in Paris - Season 1 Episode 3

I make the most money, I think, in Russia and Paris, for the people of those countries are so willing to be amused, so eager to see something new and out of the ordinary.

Harry Houdini

Russia Paris

If Paris is a city of lights, Sydney is the city of fireworks.

Baz Luhrmann

Paris Sydney

An artist has no home in Europe except in Paris.

Friedrich Nietzsche

Art Paris

Quagmire: "You got to help me. I'm looking for a little boy with red overalls and a yellow shirt."
French Man: "You are looking to buy or to rent?"
Quagmire: "What? No! God! How is Paris considered a classy city?"
French Man: "The buildings are beautiful, the people are trash."

Glenn Quagmire in Family Guy

Paris

Do you realize this city is laid out in circles? Like they deliberately designed it to confuse us.

Emily Cooper in Emily in Paris - Season 1 Episode 2

Paris

Paris seems like a big city, but it's really just a small town.

Camille in Emily in Paris - Season 1 Episode 4

Paris

Of course, I love Paris. And the food is so delicious. The fashion, so chic. The lights, so magical. But the people, so mean.

Mindy Chen in Emily in Paris - Season 1 Episode 1

Paris

It's Paris. Everyone's serious about dinner.

Mindy Chen in Emily in Paris - Season 1 Episode 2

Paris

You haven't done Paris right until you've had at least one wildly inappropriate affair.

Mindy Chen in Emily in Paris - Season 1 Episode 4

Paris

The Jedi are trained to let go. They're trained from birth. They're not supposed to form attachments. They can love people – in fact, they should love everybody. They should love their enemies; they should love the Sith. But they can't form attachments. So what all these movies are about is: greed. Greed is a source of pain and suffering for everybody.

George Lucas

Greed Jedi

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.

Thorin Eichenschild in The Hobbit

Greed Wise Sayings

To make a bad day worse, spend it wishing for the impossible.

Calvin in Calvin and Hobbes

Greed Satisfaction

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife.

Jane Austen in Pride and Prejudice

Wealth & Richness

Wealth is a nightmare. With each coveted thing we buy, we lose a thing we dream about.

Bungo Stray Dogs

Wealth & Richness

If your only goal is to become rich, you will never achieve it.

John D. Rockefeller

Greed Business Wealth & Richness

Twitter is stupid and Instagram is Twitter for people who can't read.

Max Black in 2 Broke Girls - Season 2 Episode 2

Instagram X / Twitter

Han Lee: "Max, why did you kick out the hipsters?"
Max: "Cause I could not be in the background of another Instagram photo!"

Max Black in 2 Broke Girls - Season 1 Episode 11

Instagram Hipster

A cow is a cow, no matter how many instagram filters you put on it.

Lucrecia Montesinos Hendrich in Élite - Season 2 Episode 1

Instagram Cows

The selfie is the new way to look someone right in the eye and say, "Hello, this is me."

James Franco

Selfies

I invented selfies to trick the country into surveilling themselves.

Gigi Thompson in Inside Job - Season 1 Episode 1

Selfies

I think the selfie age is kind of making fame annoying.

Syd Tha Kyd

Selfies

You know, it has been 17 days since I've "enjoyed" you. And I assume it's been months since you've enjoyed me.

Doug Heffernan in King of Queens - Season 1 Episode 1

Sex Masturbation

A perverse nature can be stimulated by anything. Any book can be used as a p-rnographic instrument, even a great work of literature if the mind that so uses it is off-balance. I once found a small boy masturbating in the presence of the Victorian steel-engraving in a family Bible.

Anthony Burgess in A Clockwork Orange

Masturbation

I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.

Woody Allen

Masturbation

Fashion fades, only style remains the same.

Coco Chanel

Fashion Style

I'm like every other woman: a closet full of clothes, but nothing to wear: So I wear jeans.

Cameron Diaz

Women Fashion Jeans

Supermodels... heh! Nothing super about them. Spoiled, stupid little stick figures with poofy lips who think only about themselves.

Edna Mode in The Incredibles

Fashion

I don't need to know how they make Coca-Cola. I think it tastes just fine not knowing what the ingredients are. I think there are some things that should be kept secret.

Colin Hanks

Cola

When I was a boy, it never occurred to me that one day I might participate at the birthday of a German Chancellor. But that was before I knew that smoking four packs of cigarettes and consuming ten Coca-Colas a day guaranteed longevity.

Henry Kissinger

Helmut Schmidt Smoking Cola

Next I'm buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in.

Elon Musk - April 2022

Cola

Don't ever let a recipe tell you how much garlic to put in. You measure that with your heart.

Cooking Garlic

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

W. C. Fields

Wine Food Cooking

I'm always cooking very slow so the eggs have enough time to process their separation.

Cooking Eggs

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