The best Quotes by Karl Jacobs

Remember that no matter what, you're 100% valid to be comfortable with who you share your love and affection with.

Ham-ilton? What's that about? A pig?

Sapnap's camera is as good as his chances of finding someone that will be a better match for him than me.

I used to think dolphins were just girl sharks.

I used to think tigers were girl lions.

The real life version of texture packs is putting on glasses but you guys dont wanna hear that.

Chandler: "How are we allowed to do this?"
Jimmy: "We live in a country called America."

Recreating Squid Games is costing more then I thought it would but i'm in to deep to stop now.

I'm gonna go all out on this irl Squid Game video, give me a month to gather 456 random people and recreate all the sets.

I put 100 people in a circle and told them whoever left last won $500,000. Go watch!

Jimmy: "Let's have a heart-to-heart. Other YouTubers would probably fake this. Other YouTubers would quit. But what are we?"
Chris: "Unfortunately, not other YouTubers!"
Jimmy: "That's right! Now, let's go through this drive-thru 997 more times!"

I want to make YouTube videos until the day I die, I love this so much.

Don't tell my other followers but you're my favorite!

I want to build other channels like beast gaming and beast reacts so I can run my main channel at a loss and grow as big as possible. And then use my main channel's influence to one day open hundreds of homeless shelters/food banks and give away all the money.

If you drink coke and then eat mentos does your stomach explode?

I have zero idea how to use a comma, punctuation, or spell 82% of the English language. I used to edit videos in the back of high school English class.

Me being an idiot is the core part of my videos.

Everyone was having a blast doing something unique and fun.

I'm numb to money.

There were lots of smiles and personal relationships that we'll all take forward in supporting what we do - creating original content for our subscribers.

George: "Are you sure this is the right direction?"
Dream: "Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest."
Sapnap: "In that case, we're definitely lost."

Sapnap: "I actually failed my first test."
Dream: "How?"
Sapnap: "What do you mean how? I put the wrong answers - that's how."

I don't know if he's the same anymore.
I don't know if he's my dream anymore.

If you call me Snapmap again, we're gonna have issues!

Tommy, no matter what happens tomorrow, hopefully we can be friends after it.

I like to just swim in lava in my free time. it's nice, George.

Stan: "Dolphins are intelligent and friendly!"
Cartman: "Intelligent and friendly on rye bread."
Stan: "Dolphins are smarter than you!"
Cartman: "Then why do they live in igloos?"
Stan: "That's not dolphins, that's Eskimos!"
Cartman: "Who cares? It's tree-hugging hippie crap."

It's a curious thing with George. With his glasses off, his eyes looked small and weak - blinky and a bit baffled, like an unintelligent sheep that's taken a wrong turn. But when he put them on again, they went all sharp and steely, more like the eyes of an eagle that eats dumb sheep for breakfast.

I'm blind without my glasses.

Where are his glasses? He can't see without his glasses!

One candidate is too old and mentally unfit to be president. The other one is me.

What do you call an Asian Dwayne Johnson?
The Wok.