Quotes and Sayings about Karaoke

Quotes and Sayings about Karaoke

I hate it when I loudly sing along to a song and the interpreter doesn't get the lyrics right.
I've got three cases of imported beer. Karaoke Maschine. And I didn't invite Michael. So three ingredients for a great party.
Jim Halpert in The Office - Season 2 Episode 9
Han Lee: "Hipsters like karaoke!"
Max: "Replace the word 'like' with the word 'Hitler' and you got the three worst things in history."
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The greatest musical instrument given to a human being is the voice.
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Microphones are just like people, if you shout at them, they get scared.
As a singer, you have to bring the soul to the song.
I first started to sing when I started to talk. As soon as I could form words and sounds together, I was singing.
Gabrilla Montez: "Well, you sound like you've done a lot of singing, too."
Troy Bolton: "Yeah, my showerhead is very impressed with me."
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I want to sing like the birds sing, not worrying about who hears or what they think.
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Whatever else has been said about me personally is unimportant. When I sing, I believe. I'm honest.
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Michael: "You will be thin. You won't drool over pizza like an animal anymore. You will find love."
Kevin: "Michael, I'm pretty much okay with who I am now."
Michael: "Don't be. You should never settle for who you are."
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Holly and I are like Romeo and Juliet. And this office is like the dragon that kept them apart.
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Yes, I can ride a bike. I take spinning classes three times a month. I think I know how to ride a bike. I had those extra wheels on the back that support you.
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How do I feel about losing the sale? It's like if Michael Phelps came out of retirement, jumped in the pool, belly-flopped and drowned.
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I'm not going to tell my nine-months-pregnant wife that I find her replacement objectively attractive. Just like I'm not going to tell my two-year-old daughter that violent video games are objectively more fun. It's true, but it doesn't help anybody.
Jim Halpert in The Office - Season 8 Episode 7
Pam: "Jim and I have never and will never have sex in the office."
Jim: "No, because the office isn't what I'd consider a romantic place."
Pam: "Besides, we have something those other people don't have, which is a home and a bed."
Jim: "And a shower."
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I am on the first hot sale streak of my life. I think it all comes from feeding CeCe, because no matter how much she resists, I sell her those carrots. Let's be honest - if I can make mushed carrots seem better than a boob... I can pretty much sell anything.
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The bigger the lie, the more people believe in it.
If we win, we don't have to explain ourselves. If we lose, there's nothing to explain.
If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, bin Laden, and Toby - I would shoot Toby twice.
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You need somebody who understands your references. Who is Kafkaesque? I've never...- I don't know him.
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Twitter is stupid and Instagram is Twitter for people who can't read.
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Max: "How old are you gonna be?"
Earl: "75"
Max: "Oh, Earl, if you were just three years younger..."
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Do you think we can convince them that slapping each other's face is the new high five?
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Han Lee: "Max, why did you kick out the hipsters?"
Max: "Cause I could not be in the background of another Instagram photo!"
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Everyone is shaving their p*ssy. And hipsters these days have beards. So society has the same amount of hair, just on different c*nts.
Esposito: "So you're going full hipster now."
Ryan: "Have you started jarring artisanal pickles yet?"
What's the problem? Grunting is scientifically proven to add more power. Ask any female tennis player, or her husband.
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Jim: "What about and energy drink?"
Pam: "It gets in the breast milk. If I drink it, CeCe drinks it six hours later."
Jim: "It doesn't mean I can't drink it."
Pam: "Well, it does and it doesn't."
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Michael: "Phyllis did injure herself, but she injured herself having fun and I don't think she'd trade that memory for anything."
Stanley: "I would like the memory of a day uninterrupted by this nonsense."
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Michael: "Excuse me, everyone... Sex! Now that I have your attention...-"
Stanley: "You don't have our attention."
Michael: "Money!"
Stanley: "I'm listening."
Kevin: "You had me at 'Sex'."
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I'd rather she be alone than with somebody. Is that love?
Michael's like a movie on a plane. You know, it's not great, but it's something to watch.
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I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them.
What did I say? I talk a lot, so I've learned to just tune myself out.
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I love the American Southwest, for starters. You may call them Arizona, New Mexico, Nevada, Utah. I call them heaven.
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There are plenty of people who love touching me. I'm a terrific hugger. I've been with a bunch of girls where that's basically all they wanna do.
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