The best Quotes by Kae Kurd

The best Quotes by Kae Kurd

Kae Kurd (born Korang Abdulla) is a British-Kurdish stand-up comedian and writer.

I was angry about the whole Brexit and free movement thing but then I realised I haven’t been on a holiday since 2012 and I’m broke anyway so how much worse can it get?

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Brexit Analogy; We've all been on a night out with a mate who says, "it's shit here - let's go somewhere else." Then, when you leave, you realise he has no idea where to go and the place you left won't let you back in. The United Kingdom is standing in a kebab shop at 2 am, arguing about whose fault it is.
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I deal with tough mathematical questions every day, but please don’t ask me to help with Brexit!
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Good luck to the class of 2028 with their history exam: "Outline the process of the so-called Brexit without going crazy."
And after Brexit, we will be free to determine our economic future, with control over our money, laws and borders.
This was a long and winding road but we have got a good deal to show for it. The deal is fair and balanced and it is now time to turn the page and look to the future. The UK remains a trusted partner.
Ursula von der Leyen - December 2020
We have taken back control of our laws and our destiny.
Boris Johnson - December 2020
This is not an end, but a beginning. This is the moment when the dawn breaks and the curtain goes up on a new act in our great national drama.
Boris Johnson (als Premierminister Großbritanniens) - January 2020
It's about mass immigration at a time when 21% of young people can't find work. It's about giving £50 million a day to the EU when the public finances are under great strain.
Brexit is a harbinger for Trump, really.
I don’t think it helps the UK. Brexit is the biggest mistake of this country after the war.
John Bercow - November 2019
'To be, or not to be, that is the question.' A long time ago, a British playwriter wrote those heavy words in one of his best known dramas. About 400 years later, all of Britain went through a drama of its own, as the nation asked that question again and opted 'not to be'... part of the EU.
Raimund Dietz in Skylines - Season 1 Episode 1
Where there is a will, there is a deal - we have one!
Jean-Claude Juncker (as President of the European Commission) - via Twitter, 17.10.2019
The United Kingdom is at its best, when it's helping to lead a strong Europe.
Barack Obama - April 2016
Hulk always escaped, no matter how tightly bound in he seemed to be - and that is the case for this country. We will come out on October 31.
Boris Johnson (als Premierminister Großbritanniens) - September 2019
This government will not delay Brexit any further.
Boris Johnson - September 2019
He needs no advice. He is the right man for the job.
Donald Trump - about Boris Johnson
Andrew Neil: "How would you handle paragraph 5(c)?"
Boris Johnson: "I would confide entirely in paragraph 5(b)."
Andrew Neil: "And how would you get round what's in 5(c)?"
Boris Johnson: "I would confide entirely in paragraph 5(b) which is enough for our purposes."
Andrew Neil: "Do you know what's in 5(c)?"
Boris Johnson: "No."
Boris Johnson - BBC Interview, 13.07.2019
We will leave the EU on 31 October, deal or no deal. The way to get a good deal is to prepare for a no deal.
Boris Johnson - Mai 2019
The United Kingdom... a place whose very name after this week's events is beginning to sound a bit sarcastic.
John Oliver (Last Week Tonight)
I've been clear that Brexit means Brexit.
Brexit was a fantastic example of a nation shooting itself full in the face.
Of course Brexit means that something is wrong in Europe. But Brexit means also that something was wrong in Britain.
Jean-Claude Juncker (as President of the European Commission)
Why did we lose Brexit? Why, because 60 per cent of youth didn't believe they needed to go and vote.
Events keep happening that seem inexplicable and out of control. Donald Trump, Brexit, the War in Syria, the endless migrant crisis, random bomb attacks.
That twerking pig may actually be the perfect embodiment of the entire Brexit situation. It's in motion already, we're all powerless to stop it and it is impossible to look away.
John Oliver (Last Week Tonight) - Brexit II
After Brexit, when rapper 50 cent performs in Great Britian he'll appear as 10,000 pounds.
David Cameron announced he is stepping down in the wake of a vote, which should make me happy, but it doesn't. It's like catching an ice cream cone out of the air, because a child has been hit by a car. I'll eat it! But it's tainted somehow.
I don’t think we should have voted. I can barely rate a film on Netflix, don’t leave big decisions in my hands. Brexit is a terrible name for it, sounds like cereal you eat when you are constipated.
We have nothing to fear and that is the reason why we should only accept a clean and clear Brexit, not some fudge.
Nigel Farage - September 2018
You know, not only am I campaigning, but I'm running the world.
Joe Biden - Juli 2024
I just want to show them that I can play and I belong here. A lot of people don't think I should be here and I'm just here to prove that I do.
Bronny James - April 2023
I was born into it, so I feel like the path was already chosen. But my dad is cool enough to let me take whatever path I want if I wanted to not pursue basketball. But I think basketball is going to be my thing, for sure.
Bronny James - August 2022
It has been discovered that LeBron James is sleeping with his newest teammate's mom.
Juni 2024
My last year will be played with my son. Wherever Bronny's at, that's where I'll be. I would do whatever it takes to play with my son for one year. It's not about the money at that point.
LeBron James - February 2022
Perfection is impossible. In the 1,526 singles matches I played in my career, I won almost 80% of those matches. But what percentage of points did I win? 54%! In other words, even top ranked tennis players win barely more than half the points they play. When you lose every second point on average, you learn not to dwell on every shot.
Roger Federer - Juni 2024
We've had a lot of away games in the Champions League this season where we've heard the fans. When I think of the game in Newcastle, where you can hear our fans the whole time, even though it was said beforehand that Newcastle is the loudest stadium in England – that's really saying something. We are looking forward to our fans, they will deliver again in Paris.
I felt like a child amongst all the established players. First of all I had to prove myself in training and earn respect and over several months show what I was capable of.
Florian Wirtz - July 2021
Recently, on my 18th birthday, my mother showed me a note from my time at primary school. We had to write down what we wanted to be. The only thing I'd written was: football player. I really did always want that and started early on to kick everything I came across: balloons, balls and anything else lying around the house. There was a lot flying about at our place.
Florian Wirtz - July 2021
Your mom's so fat, even in Minecraft she appears round.
One candidate is too old and mentally unfit to be president. The other one is me.
Joe Biden - März 2024
What do you call an Asian Dwayne Johnson?
The Wok.
I'm paranoid. On my stationary bike, I have a rear view mirror.
When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life.
I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back.
I tried phone sex - it gave me an ear infection.

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