Quotes by Justin Halpern

Justin Samuel Halpern is the American author of the Twitter feed "Shit My Dad Says" and the best-selling book Sh*t My Dad Says. He was also the co-writer and co-executive producer of a CBS television situation comedy series based on the book.

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Los Angeles is like San Diego's older, uglier sister that has herpes.

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