The best Quotes by Julianne Moore

My father was a military judge, and my mother was a psychiatric social worker. My brother and sister and I were moved around constantly, in and outside the U.S., living in Germany for much of our teens.

Within childhood behaviors, there are known behaviors; there's teasing and there's name-calling, and different kinds of things happen as kids start to socialize. And then there's serious bullying, and then there's actual aggression and behavioral problems. But you can't put it all under the tent of bullying.

My life may be a pretty crazy life at times, but it's a very privileged one - being able to earn a good living doing what you love. Not many people have such an opportunity.

I've got more freckles than just about anybody. My children didn't get them, thankfully. They have tiny little freckles.

I think that one of the things that you do learn is that falling in love and being in love with someone is a rarity. That you don't fall in love as many times as you think you're going to. And then when you do, it's really special; it's really important.

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I have loved her even when I hated her... only married couples'll understand that one.

Cal in Crazy, Stupid, Love.

Marriage

Liz: "Hot guy from the bar who hit on you is here."
Hannah: "Liz, I'm studying."
Liz: "You should be studying the ceiling of his bedroom!"

Crazy, Stupid, Love.

Jacob: "Are you Steve Jobs?"
Cal: "What?"
Jacob: "Are you the billionaire owner of Apple Computers?"
Cal: "No."
Jacob: "Oh, OK. In that case, you've got no right to wear New Balance sneakers, ever."

Jacob Palmer in Crazy, Stupid, Love.

Steve Jobs Apple

I'm going to help you find your manhood. Do you have any idea where you might have lost it?

Jacob Palmer in Crazy, Stupid, Love.

I will never stop trying. Because when you find the one, you never give up.

Cal in Crazy, Stupid, Love.

Never

Will you take off your shirt...- f-k! Seriously? It's like you're Photoshopped!

Hannah in Crazy, Stupid, Love.

Photoshop

The skin under your eyes is starting to look like Hugh Hefner's ball sack.

Jacob Palmer in Crazy, Stupid, Love.

Hugh Hefner

I don't know whether to help you or euthanize you.

Jacob Palmer in Crazy, Stupid, Love.

Jacob: "Let's talk about how many women you've been with."
Cal: "Sexually?"
Jacob: "Yeah, no, I mean break-dance fighting."

Jacob Palmer in Crazy, Stupid, Love.

The war between the sexes is over. We won the second women started doing pole dancing for exercise.

Jacob Palmer in Crazy, Stupid, Love.

Cal: "How about we say what we want on three? One, two, three."
Emily: "I want a divorce."
Cal: "Crème Brûlée."

Crazy, Stupid, Love.

Divorce

I'm wildly unhappy, and I'm trying to buy it, and it's not working.

Jacob Palmer in Crazy, Stupid, Love.

When I told you when I had to work late? I really went to go see the new Twilight movie by myself, and it was so bad.

Emily in Crazy, Stupid, Love.

Twilight

Cal: "I was supposed to say that you are the perfect combination of sexy and cute. Which is actually something that I used to say to my wife, but now it's become corrupted and I have eighteen layers of clothes on. I'm wearing a shirt and a tie and a sweater and a suede jacket that just seals in all the heat. Seals in all the juices. I'm just... it's all sweat under here. This is just sweat from here down. I'm... this sweater, this is called slim cut, but it feels like a scuba suite and I'm looking at your breasts. What's that about?"
Kate: "You think I'm the perfect combination of sexy and cute?"
Cal: "That's what you picked up from what I just said?"

Cal in Crazy, Stupid, Love.

You see, the problem is, your head is like the proportions of a styrofoam peanut.

Jacob Palmer in Crazy, Stupid, Love.

Hannah: "I'm here to bang the hot guy who hit on me at the bar."
Jacob: "Jacob."
Hannah: "Jacob! Sorry, Jacob..."
Jacob: "Do people still say 'bang'?"
Hannah: "I do. And we're gonna bang!"

Hannah in Crazy, Stupid, Love.

You're as ready as you're ever gonna be. You play your strengths, Pal. That's all any of us can do. I'm mysterious, I'm, you know, good in bed and you're - you are... you know, a stable employed adult.

Jacob Palmer in Crazy, Stupid, Love.

Kate: "What do you want to do with me?"
Cal: "I want to show you off to my ex-wife and make her really jealous."

Cal in Crazy, Stupid, Love.

Cal: "Who told you that Emily and I are getting divorced?"
Cal's Boss: "Amy heard you crying in the bathroom; we all thought it was cancer."
Cal: "Oh."
Cal's Boss: "Thank God, man!"

Cal in Crazy, Stupid, Love.

Jacob: "You see that, Cal? As soon as you opened your mouth, Tiffany starting doubting whether she wanted to sleep with you anymore."
Cal: "That's probably the meanest thing anyone's every said to me."

Cal in Crazy, Stupid, Love.

Mouth

I'm so mad at you. I'm really mad at you for what you did. But I'm mad at myself too. Because I should not have jumped out of that car - I should have fought for you. Because you fight for your soul mates.

Cal in Crazy, Stupid, Love.

I think that for me, as a UNC graduate, I value my education - I think everyone who's gone to that university values education.

Kenny Smith

North Carolina Charlotte

Michael: "Don't forget my North Carolina shorts!"
Daffy: "Your shorts? From college?"
Michael: "I wore them under my Chicago Bulls uniform every game."
Looney Tunes: "Eeeew."
Michael: "I washed them after every game."
Daffy: "Hahaha... sure!"

Daffy Duck in Space Jam

North Carolina

They say money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a flight to North Carolina - and that's pretty much the same thing.

North Carolina

Some a-hole leaks it online and I'm like, you know, looking at the guy in the mirror brushing my teeth, "Dude, what have you done? This could be punishable by law!" But the internet forced the studio to say, "We're gonna make this movie", and 24 hours later, that movie had a green light.

Ryan Reynolds - September 2025

Deadpool

But I don't understand why the Jeffrey Epstein case would be of interest to anybody. It's pretty boring stuff, it's sordid but it's boring and I don't understand why it keeps going.

Donald Trump - July 2025

The Epstein Files

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