The best Quotes by Julia Louis-Dreyfus

The best Quotes by Julia Louis-Dreyfus

Julia Scarlett Elizabeth Louis-Dreyfus (born January 13, 1961) is an American actress, comedian, and producer. Often described as one of the greatest performers in television history, she is widely known for her roles as various characters on Saturday Night Live (1982–1985), Elaine Benes on Seinfeld (1989–1998), Christine Campbell on The New Adventures of Old Christine (2006–2010), and Selina Meyer on Veep (2012–2019).

My goal is, of course, for this show to do well, and I would love it if people liked it.
I really do like to work. I will work again. But on my terms.
It is, I think, harder for women. I haven't quite figured it out, and all of my women friends haven't figured it out -how the hell do you do this? How do you work and have families?
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It's much more acceptable for men to work and father kids. There's an inherent inequality, because we want to do it all, and I don't know how we can do this all.
There's a pressure regardless of that to do a good show.

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Elaine: "No sir, I can't."
I’m not a lesbian. I hate men, but I’m not a lesbian.
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Ezra's Mom: "Well, I'm familiar with what he said about the Jews..."
Ezra: "Let's have dinner!"
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Akbar: "So, you wanna marry my daughter?"
Ezra: "Yes. Yes, I do."
Akbar: "Well, Ezra, you can try."
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Amira: "Get out! Help, I'm being attacked!"
Ezra: "Okay! But you're not getting five stars."
Amira: "I'm not no Uber driver!"
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I've never heard of a man who wanted a relationship so badly besides Drake. And I'm talking Views Drake.
Sam Jay in You People
"What are you up to these days? Got a girlfriend?"
Ezra: "No."
"You don't like getting p*ssy?"
Ezra: "Well, hearing the word 'p*ssy' come out of your mouth does make me question whether or not I like it."
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George: "She calls me up at my office. She says, 'We have to talk.'"
Jerry: "Ugh. The four worst words in the English language."
George: "That or 'Whose bra is this?'"
Jerry: "That's worse."
Breaking up is like knocking over a Coke machine. You can't do it in one push; you gotta rock it back and forth a few times and then it goes over.
Why is nice bad? What kind of a sick society are we living in when nice is bad?
I spend so much time trying to get their clothes off, I never thought of taking mine off.
Women don't respect salad eaters.
Borrowing money from a friend is like having sex. It just completely changes the relationship.
This woman hates me so much, I’m starting to like her.
George: "Why do they make the condom packets so hard to open?"
Jerry: "Probably to give the woman a chance to change her mind."
George: "You're gonna over-dry your laundry."
Jerry: "You can't over-dry."
George: "Why not?"
Jerry: "Same reason you can't over-wet."
Jerome Seinfeld in Seinfeld - Season 1 Episode 1
George: "You've got to apologize."
Jerry: "Why?"
George: "Because it's the mature and adult thing to do."
Jerry: "How does that affect me?"
That’s the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me.
No wonder the city never sleeps, it's too busy trying to get laid.
Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City - Season 1 Episode 11
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There are eight million people in this city. And those teeming masses exist for the sole purpose of lifting the few exceptional people onto their shoulders.
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If I can make it there
I'll make it anywhere
It's up to you
New York, New York
Frank Sinatra - New York, New York
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Manhattan, for millions of our forefathers, the gateway to hope, opportunity and happiness beyond their wildest dreams. Today, that hope is still alive, it's called "The First Date". On Saturday nights, every restaurant in Lower Manhattan resembles its own little Ellis Island.
Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City - Season 2 Episode 3
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I want to wake up in that city
That doesn't sleep
And find I'm king of the hill
Top of the heap
Frank Sinatra - New York, New York
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In a city that moves so fast, you get the Sunday paper on Saturday - how did any of us know how much time we had left?
Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City - Season 2 Episode 5
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I have a bad feeling that whenever a lesbian looks at me they think 'That’s why I’m not a heterosexual.'
Perfection is impossible. In the 1,526 singles matches I played in my career, I won almost 80% of those matches. But what percentage of points did I win? 54%! In other words, even top ranked tennis players win barely more than half the points they play. When you lose every second point on average, you learn not to dwell on every shot.
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