The best Quotes by Julia Louis-Dreyfus

My goal is, of course, for this show to do well, and I would love it if people liked it.

I really do like to work. I will work again. But on my terms.

It is, I think, harder for women. I haven't quite figured it out, and all of my women friends haven't figured it out -how the hell do you do this? How do you work and have families?

It's much more acceptable for men to work and father kids. There's an inherent inequality, because we want to do it all, and I don't know how we can do this all.

There's a pressure regardless of that to do a good show.

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Mr. Peterman: "Elaine, can you keep a secret?"
Elaine: "No sir, I can't."

Elaine Benes in Seinfeld

I’m not a lesbian. I hate men, but I’m not a lesbian.

Elaine Benes in Seinfeld

Akbar: "This kufi that I'm wearing was actually a gift from the honorable Louis Farrakhan. Are you familiar with the minister's work?"
Ezra's Mom: "Well, I'm familiar with what he said about the Jews..."
Ezra: "Let's have dinner!"

Ezra Cohen in You People

Ever figure out what happened with the potatoes? An ETA on those?

Ezra Cohen in You People

Akbar: "So, you wanna marry my daughter?"
Ezra: "Yes. Yes, I do."
Akbar: "Well, Ezra, you can try."

Akbar Mohammed in You People

Father & Daughter

Amira: "Get out! Help, I'm being attacked!"
Ezra: "Okay! But you're not getting five stars."
Amira: "I'm not no Uber driver!"

Amira Mohammed in You People

I've never heard of a man who wanted a relationship so badly besides Drake. And I'm talking Views Drake.

Sam Jay in You People

Drake

"What are you up to these days? Got a girlfriend?"
Ezra: "No."
"You don't like getting p*ssy?"
Ezra: "Well, hearing the word 'p*ssy' come out of your mouth does make me question whether or not I like it."

Ezra Cohen in You People

Vaginas

George: "She calls me up at my office. She says, 'We have to talk.'"
Jerry: "Ugh. The four worst words in the English language."
George: "That or 'Whose bra is this?'"
Jerry: "That's worse."

Jerome Seinfeld in Seinfeld

Breaking up is like knocking over a Coke machine. You can't do it in one push; you gotta rock it back and forth a few times and then it goes over.

Jerome Seinfeld in Seinfeld

Why is nice bad? What kind of a sick society are we living in when nice is bad?

George Costanza in Seinfeld

I spend so much time trying to get their clothes off, I never thought of taking mine off.

George Costanza in Seinfeld

Women don't respect salad eaters.

Jerome Seinfeld in Seinfeld

Salad

Borrowing money from a friend is like having sex. It just completely changes the relationship.

George Costanza in Seinfeld

Money

This woman hates me so much, I’m starting to like her.

George Costanza in Seinfeld

George: "Why do they make the condom packets so hard to open?"
Jerry: "Probably to give the woman a chance to change her mind."

Jerome Seinfeld in Seinfeld

George: "You're gonna over-dry your laundry."
Jerry: "You can't over-dry."
George: "Why not?"
Jerry: "Same reason you can't over-wet."

Jerome Seinfeld in Seinfeld - Season 1 Episode 1

George: "You've got to apologize."
Jerry: "Why?"
George: "Because it's the mature and adult thing to do."
Jerry: "How does that affect me?"

Jerome Seinfeld in Seinfeld

That’s the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me.

Jerome Seinfeld in Seinfeld

Christmas

No wonder the city never sleeps, it's too busy trying to get laid.

Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City - Season 1 Episode 11

Sex New York City

There are eight million people in this city. And those teeming masses exist for the sole purpose of lifting the few exceptional people onto their shoulders.

Grüner Kobold in Spider-Man

Fame New York City

If I can make it there
I'll make it anywhere
It's up to you
New York, New York

Frank Sinatra - New York, New York

New York City

Manhattan, for millions of our forefathers, the gateway to hope, opportunity and happiness beyond their wildest dreams. Today, that hope is still alive, it's called "The First Date". On Saturday nights, every restaurant in Lower Manhattan resembles its own little Ellis Island.

Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City - Season 2 Episode 3

New York City Manhatten

I want to wake up in that city
That doesn't sleep
And find I'm king of the hill
Top of the heap

Frank Sinatra - New York, New York

New York City

In a city that moves so fast, you get the Sunday paper on Saturday - how did any of us know how much time we had left?

Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City - Season 2 Episode 5

New York City

I have a bad feeling that whenever a lesbian looks at me they think 'That’s why I’m not a heterosexual.'

George Costanza in Seinfeld

Some a-hole leaks it online and I'm like, you know, looking at the guy in the mirror brushing my teeth, "Dude, what have you done? This could be punishable by law!" But the internet forced the studio to say, "We're gonna make this movie", and 24 hours later, that movie had a green light.

Ryan Reynolds - September 2025

Deadpool

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