The best Quotes and Sayings about Judaism

Jewish holidays are all about food... and celebrating not getting annihilated by our enemies.

God knew, that the Jews were going to go through some shit. So he made one in ten of us crazy to keep the others entertained.

Leonard: "You owe me another two dollars, the price of moo shu pork went up."
Howard: "It's getting tougher and tougher to be a bad Jew."

Is it 'cause I'm Jewish? 'Cause I'd kill my rabbi with a pork chop to be with your sister.