The best Quotes and Sayings about Judaism

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Jewish holidays are all about food... and celebrating not getting annihilated by our enemies.

The Last of Us - Part II, by Dina
 
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God knew, that the Jews were going to go through some shit. So he made one in ten of us crazy to keep the others entertained.

Mel Brooks
 
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Leonard: 'You owe me another two dollars, the price of moo shu pork went up.'
Howard: 'It's getting tougher and tougher to be a bad Jew.'

Howard Wolowitz in The Big Bang Theory, Season 2 Episode 14
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Is it 'cause I'm Jewish? 'Cause I'd kill my rabbi with a pork chop to be with your sister.

Howard Wolowitz in The Big Bang Theory, Season 1 Episode 15
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