Quote by Mel Brooks
God knew, that the Jews were going to go through some shit. So he made one in ten of us crazy to keep the others entertained.
Judaism0Quote by Howard Wolowitz from The Big Bang Theory in Season 2 Episode 14
Leonard: 'You owe me another two dollars, the price of moo shu pork went up.'
Howard: 'It's getting tougher and tougher to be a bad Jew.'
Quote by Howard Wolowitz from The Big Bang Theory in Season 1 Episode 15
Is it 'cause I'm Jewish? 'Cause I'd kill my rabbi with a pork chop to be with your sister.
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