The best Quotes by Joseph Anders

Cristal: "I'll take Bowie on Spotify over a string quartet. And how about some wildflowers?"
Joseph: "I'll have the gardeners save whatever weeds they dig up."

Dynasty - Season 1 Episode 1

If I recall, you take your sugar with just a spot of coffee.

Dynasty - Season 1 Episode 2

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Steven: "Always trying to be the best and the brightest."
Fallon: "I don't have to try. I just am."

Fallon Carrington in Dynasty - Season 1 Episode 1

Family is everything and when things get tought, you don't give up. You fight harder.

Cristal Carrington in Dynasty - Season 1 Episode 1

We both know it's easy to confuse "good" with "good in bed".

Fallon Carrington in Dynasty - Season 1 Episode 2

Bed

You know, there's a thin line between true love and truly psycho.

Fallon Carrington in Dynasty

A marriage might not last, but an ex-wife is forever.

Alexis Carrington in Dynasty

Ex Quotes

I love you almost as much as I love my trust fund.

Fallon Carrington in Dynasty

I'm glad to see that your father had your teeth fixed... if not your tongue.

Alexis Carrington in Dynasty

Michael: "She's got some nice qualities."
Fallon: "So does a cocker spaniel, but I wouldn't want my father to marry one."

Fallon Carrington in Dynasty - Season 1 Episode 2

I swear, this family has more secrets than Trump's mistress.

Fallon Carrington in Dynasty - Season 1

Look, I was doing the same thing. I was protecting myself. And the truth is, I started writing that book to get over you. But it turned out to be the best way to tell you how I feel. I know I'm in love with you. I have been, for awhile.

Liam Ridley in Dynasty

Seems like our little angel has been spreading her wings in more than one bed, hasn't she?

Alexis Carrington in Dynasty

Good news is too much damage has been done for it not to fall apart. And when it does, I'll be ready to pick up the pieces.

Fallon Carrington in Dynasty - Season 1 Episode 1

In case you ever wondered why my dad is so successful, it's because he's a genius at making you feel like he's acting in your best interest, when really it's all about him.

Fallon Carrington in Dynasty - Season 1 Episode 1

Blake: "I wanna make sure we're on the same page."
Steven: "What page is that exactly?"
Blake: "Mine."

Blake Carrington in Dynasty - Season 1 Episode 2

Steven: "When the revolution happens they'll come for your head."
Fallon: "Oh, I'll be sure to get my hair done."

Fallon Carrington in Dynasty - Season 1 Episode 1

Blake: "What you're really trying to say, Ms. Flores, is that it's not just this video that's out of touch, it's me."
Cristal: "Not you. The company."
Blake: "Same thing."

Blake Carrington in Dynasty - Season 1 Episode 1

You can sleep in the master bedroom tonight. I'm having it disinfected tomorrow.

Blake Carrington in Dynasty

Monica: "This is a surprise wedding?"
Fallon: "More like an ambush."

Fallon Carrington in Dynasty - Season 1 Episode 1

The Carrington impulse is to throw money at a problem and if that doesn't work, lie.

Fallon Carrington in Dynasty

I don't have trust issues, I just know better!

Fallon Carrington in Dynasty

You wanna gaslight me? I'll set the gasoline on fire!

Fallon Carrington in Dynasty

Adam: "You're not going to like having me as an enemy."
Blake: "It couldn't be worse than having you as a son."

Blake Carrington in Dynasty

Fallon: "You lied to me my whole life and let me sleep with my cousin."
Blake: "Half-cousin."

Blake Carrington in Dynasty - Season 1

The day that I'm afraid of your truth, Alexis, there'll be snowflakes in hell.

Blake Carrington in Dynasty

I don't care whether your relationship with Dex is personal or professional, Dex is mine, in the boardroom and in the bedroom.

Alexis Carrington in Dynasty

I just can't wait for the day when I see you walking out of this house carrying the same two cheap plastic suitcases that you walked in here with.

Alexis Carrington in Dynasty

Forgive my sister. She thought she was getting a promotion, not a stepmother.

Steven Carrington in Dynasty - Season 1 Episode 1

You had no idea I was a Carrington trying to escape being a Carrington.

Steven Carrington in Dynasty - Season 1 Episode 2

This family thrives on complicated.

Steven Carrington in Dynasty - Season 1 Episode 2

I don't know if I'm more insulted by that, or the fact that you just completely butchered "Notting Hill".

Liam Ridley in Dynasty

Blake Carrington after a night in federal custody? This is definitely my new favorite show.

Jeff Colby in Dynasty

Blake Carrington

Real Colby blood is thicker than water, right? You are my father's brother. I thought that would mean something more to you.

Jeff Colby in Dynasty

The truth's not hard to say. You just spit it out and kick sand over it.

Cristal Carrington in Dynasty - Season 1 Episode 2

If you start deporting every shady looking guy with questionable tattoos, who's gonna go to Jets games?

Jordan Klepper in The Daily Show

New York Jets

One downside of our big brains is we're the only creatures who are aware that death is inevitable. Although, if you lined ten dogs in a row and shot them one by one, the dog on the end would probably get the gist by about dog four.

Philomena Cunk in Cunk On Life - Episode 1

Brain

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