The best Quotes by Jordan Li

Jordan: "Next time, I won't rescue you."
Marie: "You didn't."
Jordan: "F*cking did."
Marie: "I exploded his dick."
Jordan: "Because I distracted him. Tag team cocksplosion."

Gen V - Season 1 Episode 4

I'm just... The kid addicted to their PlayStation. Who goes to Olive Garden just for the breadsticks, who binges Property Brothers. I've never changed, Dad. I've always just been me.

Gen V - Season 1 Episode 3

Piece of dickless shit.

Gen V - Season 1 Episode 4

How you feel? 'Cause I'm sweating cocaine.

Gen V - Season 1 Episode 1

Quotes about Jordan Li

Do you like Jordan? Do you want to hang out with them? Do you want to talk to them? Do you want to put your mouth on their mouth and other f*cking body parts? I mean, come on. This isn't quantum physics.

Emma Meyer in Gen V - Season 1

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Being a hero is not about glory. It's about sacrifice.

Rich Brink in Gen V - Season 1

Heros

In darkness, stars can truly shine.

Indira Shetty in Gen V - Season 1

Stars

You work with dangerous animals all day, sooner or later, you're gonna get bitten.

Indira Shetty in Gen V - Season 1

You didn't know Luke. How funny he was, how much he loved his family. But shades of gray don't sell like black and white, do they?

Cate Dunlap in Gen V - Season 1

Luke "Golden Boy" Riordan

I'm Cate's imaginary friend from when she was a kid. Boyfriend, really. I taught her how to jerk off. Diddle that skittle. Flick the bean. Gotta find that man in the canoe. Came like a faucet. She'd crank up the Jonas Brothers. She'd hump a soldier boy pillow. She'd raw dog that pillow till she saw God.

Soldier Boy in Gen V - Season 1

Cate Dunlap

I'm kind of like PewDiePie without the Nazi stuff.

Emma Meyer in Gen V - Season 1

PewDiePie

Wherever we go, we promised we're in this together.

Emma Meyer in Gen V - Season 1

It's not about the talent. It's about the drive.

Marie Moreau in Gen V - Season 1

Sometimes people don't have an angle. Sometimes, they're just actual human beings.

Marie Moreau in Gen V - Season 1

I'm the last person who thinks they're a hero. I f*cking hate myself half the time.

Marie Moreau in Gen V - Season 1

You all act like you're made of steel. But you're not. No one is.

Indira Shetty in Gen V - Season 1

Being a hero is not what you think. You know, if you're gonna do this, make sure you do it for you.

Luke "Golden Boy" Riordan in Gen V - Season 1 Episode 1

You're gonna take a little jog over to Dick's Sporting Goods. Buy yourself a nice Louisville slugger. Bring it right back to the quad and swing that bat as hard as you can into your nuts. Every hour, on the hour. And every time you swing, yell "Jumanji." Sound good?

Cate Dunlap in Gen V - Season 1 Episode 2

Is a male asshole tighter than a female asshole?

Emma Meyer in Gen V - Season 1 Episode 5

Ass

Hi! I have been dying to meet you. Oh, God, you're so pretty. You want a White Claw? It's 10:01 somewhere.

Emma Meyer in Gen V - Season 1 Episode 1

I'm not here to do keg stands or get high or get in touch with my feelings about my past. I'm here to be a hero.

Marie Moreau in Gen V - Season 1

I know more about Supes than just about any soul alive.

Rich Brink in Gen V - Season 1

You know when Golden Boy flames on his clothes burn off? It's like a big, fiery sea cucumber.

Emma Meyer in Gen V - Season 1

Luke "Golden Boy" Riordan

I know there must be many thoughts going through your mind right now. Is this the right place for me? Do I belong here? Well, let me assure you that we see something in you. Something you may not even see yourself. Even if you do have X-ray vision.

Gen V - Season 1

Welcome to Godolkin University. We've trained the best and brightest young heroes since 1965. Godolkin is a safe space for you to thrive.

Indira Shetty in Gen V - Season 1

"Where did you find that kind of courage?"
"I'm superhuman, right? We're made of steel."

Gen V - Season 1

Hughie, these women they're like fine wine, the older they get, the more delicious, but the drier.

Soldier Boy in The Boys

You wanna know what I do when I'm sad… or scared? F*cking nothing. Cuz I'm not a f*cking p*ssy.

Soldier Boy in The Boys

If you start deporting every shady looking guy with questionable tattoos, who's gonna go to Jets games?

Jordan Klepper in The Daily Show

New York Jets

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