Quote by Jonah Hill

Quote by Jonah Hill

I've never had issues with popularity. I was always a popular guy... I've always had friends and loved ones and everything, so it wasn't like, 'Oh man, I gotta fill some void that was left by high school.' I had a great high-school experience.

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I take quaaludes ten to fifteen times a day for my "back pain", adderall tostay focused, Xanax to take the edge off, pot to mellow me out, cocaine to wake me back up again and morphine well... 'cause its awesome.

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Money doesn't just buy you a better life, better food, better cars, better p*ssy. It also makes you a better person.

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Okay, first rule of Wall Street: Nobody - and I don't care if you're Warren Buffet or Jimmy Buffet - nobody knows if a stock's going up, down or f*cking sideways, least of all stockbrokers. But we have to pretend we know.

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Akbar: "So, you wanna marry my daughter?"
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Father & Daughter

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Welcome to a city where people trying to disappear aren't actually trying.

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My philosophy is: It's none of my business what people say of me and think of me.

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