Quote by Jonah Hill

Quote by Jonah Hill

I play a lot of games on my iPhone. There is a game called Rat on a Scooter that I will promote as much as possible because it has brought me so much joy.

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I always wanted to be a film-maker when I was younger, not an actor. I was an eight-year-old who dreamed of being a writer on 'The Simpsons,' which was a weird dream to have. But I started taking acting classes as a way to learn how to direct actors and I sort of fell in love with it.

It's always better to shock people and change people's expectations than to give them exactly what they think you can do. It's not unexpected for me to be in a comedy film anymore; I'm no longer the underdog in that world. Not that I'm great or good at it or anything, it's just that I've done a bunch of them, so you're not shocked.

I've never had issues with popularity. I was always a popular guy... I've always had friends and loved ones and everything, so it wasn't like, 'Oh man, I gotta fill some void that was left by high school.' I had a great high-school experience.

All my friends were in college when I was making 'Superbad.' We were drinking beer and watching movies and eating pizza. It wasn't like I was going to nice restaurants or anything like that, and I lived like a frat guy. Eventually it was time to grow up, be healthy and be responsible. You can't live like a kid forever, you know?

Jules: "You scratch our backs, we'll scratch yours."
Seth: "Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that it's located on my cock."

Seth in Superbad

I'm sorry that I blocked your cock.

Officer Slater in Superbad

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You don't want girls to think you suck dick at f*cking p*ssy.

Seth in Superbad

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Becca: "I'm so wet right now."
Evan: "Yeah... they said that would happen in health class."

Evan in Superbad

Officer Michaels: "Yeah McLovin, how is it going with the ladies?"
Fogell: "It's not the 'going' I'm worried about... but the 'coming'."

Fogell in Superbad

I'd give my middle nut to start dating Becca.

Superbad (Evan)

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I take quaaludes ten to fifteen times a day for my "back pain", adderall tostay focused, Xanax to take the edge off, pot to mellow me out, cocaine to wake me back up again and morphine well... 'cause its awesome.

Jordan Belfort in The Wolf of Wall Street

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It’s business. Leave your emotions at the door.

Jordan Belfort in The Wolf of Wall Street

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Money doesn't just buy you a better life, better food, better cars, better p*ssy. It also makes you a better person.

Jordan Belfort in The Wolf of Wall Street

Without action, the best intentions in the world are nothing more than that: intentions.

Jordan Belfort in The Wolf of Wall Street

The only thing standing between you and your goal is the bullshit story you keep telling yourself as to why you can’t achieve it.

Jordan Belfort in The Wolf of Wall Street

Motivation Excuses

Okay, first rule of Wall Street: Nobody - and I don't care if you're Warren Buffet or Jimmy Buffet - nobody knows if a stock's going up, down or f*cking sideways, least of all stockbrokers. But we have to pretend we know.

Mark Hanna in The Wolf of Wall Street

Akbar: "This kufi that I'm wearing was actually a gift from the honorable Louis Farrakhan. Are you familiar with the minister's work?"
Ezra's Mom: "Well, I'm familiar with what he said about the Jews..."
Ezra: "Let's have dinner!"

Ezra Cohen in You People

Ever figure out what happened with the potatoes? An ETA on those?

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Akbar: "So, you wanna marry my daughter?"
Ezra: "Yes. Yes, I do."
Akbar: "Well, Ezra, you can try."

Akbar Mohammed in You People

Father & Daughter

Amira: "Get out! Help, I'm being attacked!"
Ezra: "Okay! But you're not getting five stars."
Amira: "I'm not no Uber driver!"

Amira Mohammed in You People

I've never heard of a man who wanted a relationship so badly besides Drake. And I'm talking Views Drake.

Sam Jay in You People

"What are you up to these days? Got a girlfriend?"
Ezra: "No."
"You don't like getting p*ssy?"
Ezra: "Well, hearing the word 'p*ssy' come out of your mouth does make me question whether or not I like it."

Ezra Cohen in You People

I heard there's an asteroid or a comet or something that you don't like the looks of. Tell me about it and then tell me why you're telling me about it.

Janie Orlean in Don't Look Up

They charge an arm and a leg for this stuff. Ten apiece ought to do it.

Stuart Themes in Don't Look Up

Do we keep having a wonderful time or does he go back with you to Wisconsin? Or Montana. Michigan?

Brie Evantee in Don't Look Up

Randall Mindy: "There's a 100% certainty of impact."
Janie Orlean: "Please, don't say 100%."
Vice President: "Can we just call it a potentially significant event?"
Kate Dibiasky: "But it isn't potentially going to happen. It is going to happen."
Randall Mindy: "Exactly. 99.78% to be exact."
Jason Orlean: "Great. Okay, so it's not 100%."
Teddy Oglethorpe: "Well, scientists never like to say 100%."
Janie Orlean: "Call it 70% and let's just move on."

Don't Look Up

Ladies, Gentlemen, I wish you a very pleasant end of times.

Don't Look Up

Not everything needs to sound so clever, or charming, or likeable all the time. Sometimes we need to just be able to say things to one another. We need to hear things!

Randall Mindy in Don't Look Up

Captain Dickson: "New assignment. Since you two cowboys love to drink booze, smoke weed with kids, and f*ck anything with a big ass in jeans with low self-esteem, I'm gonna send you to a place where all that shit is allowed."
Jenko: "Oh, I love Disneyland!"
Captain Dickson: "You two sons of b*tches are going to college!"

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College Disneyland

Jenko: "Got a pound of coke."
Schmidt: "We are trying to show them a good time, not ruin their f*cking lives."
Jenko: "Pound of marijuana?"
Schmidt: "Best party ever!"

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Marijuana & Weed Cocaine

I really thought this job would have more car chases and explosions... and less homeless people doodooing everywhere.

Greg Jenko in 21 Jump Street

If any of my officers are caught giving alcohol to minors, they'll find themselves in prison with a snorkel duct taped to their mouth, and me shitting down that snorkel!

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Sanders: "You punched me because I'm gay?"
Jenko: "What? No, I... oh, come on. I punched him and... he turned out to be gay afterwards."

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Chemistry's the one with the shapes and shit, right?

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That's L.A. They worship everything and they value nothing.

Sebastian Wilder in La La Land

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Welcome to a city where people trying to disappear aren't actually trying.

Joe Goldberg in You - Season 2 Episode 2

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I lived in L.A. for a few months. It seemed like no one there had parents. Or if they did have parents, they would deny it.

Catherine O'Hara

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California has officially announced that jaywalking is now no longer a crime. So congratulations to the Californians who like walking places. This is great news for the six of you.

Trevor Noah in The Daily Show - October 2022

New Mexico. It's another state. I mean, it's like California, just less traffic.

Lalo Salamanca in Better Call Saul - Season 6 Episode 5

California New Mexico

We all have our little faults. Mine's in California.

Lex Luthor in Superman

For the soul, laughing is what oxygen is for the lungs.

Louis de Funès

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Laughing & Smile

It's not about the absence of fear. It's overcoming it.

Emma Watson

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If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.

Orson Welles

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My philosophy is: It's none of my business what people say of me and think of me.

Anthony Hopkins

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Self-Confidence Gossip & Rumors

My father always said, "Never trust anyone whose TV is bigger than their book shelf" - so I make sure I read.

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