Quotes by Jon Stewart

Jon Stewart is an American comedian, writer, producer, director, political commentator, actor, and television host. He hosted The Daily Show, a satirical news program on Comedy Central, from 1999 to 2015. Stewart started as a stand-up comedian, but branched into television as host of Short Attention Span Theater for Comedy Central.

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When did fact checking and journalism go their separate ways?

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We called her Mother Earth. Because she gave birth to us, and then we sucked her dry.

EarthJon Stewart
 
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If America leads a blessed life, then why did God put all of our oil under people who hate us?

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If "con" is the opposite of "pro", then isn't "congress" the opposite of "progress"?

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I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days.

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Religion. It's given people hope in a world torn apart by religion.

ReligionJon Stewart
 
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The Internet is just a world passing around notes in a classroom.

InternetJon Stewart, September 2005
 
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Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake.

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Yesterday, the president met with a group he calls the coalition of the willing. Or, as the rest of the world calls them, Britain and Spain.

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You have to remember one thing about the will of the people: it wasn't that long ago that we were swept away by the Macarena.

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We must, together as a nation, stop watching Fox.

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I celebrated Thanksgiving the old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.

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Love what you do. Get good at it. Competence is a rare commodity in this day and age. And let the chips fall where they may.

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