The best Quotes by Joko Winterscheidt

Gay-marriage - great. I approve that, no problem. But you have to be gay for that!

Well, I'm a demanding director. Back then, George Lucas wasn't like, "guys, let's stop shooting, the Ewoks are getting wet", back then.

Avril Lavigne is going to marry Chad Kroeger. And as you are kind of compatriot... is that something that you could imagine too, marry somebody really ugly?

Excuse me? Was there any reason to know Miley Cyrus before she was swinging naked on a wrecking ball?

You guys, everyone of you, will be die sometime! Was that a bad start for a funny show?

You're like the iPhone 5 of German TV hosts. Thin, light and unnecessarily tall.

The Jedi are trained to let go. They're trained from birth. They're not supposed to form attachments. They can love people – in fact, they should love everybody. They should love their enemies; they should love the Sith. But they can't form attachments. So what all these movies are about is: greed. Greed is a source of pain and suffering for everybody.

The Star Wars films are my kids. I loved them, I created them, I'm very intimately involved in them and I sold them to the white slavers.

You can't sell newspapers by saying nice things about something, you can only sell newspapers by creating controversies. Critics aren't creators, they're destroyers.

It's a damn cold night
Tryin' to figure out this life
Won't you take me by the hand, take me somewhere new?
I don't know who you are, but I
I'm with you

You were everything, everything
That I wanted
We were meant to be, supposed to be
But we lost it
And all of our memories so close to me
Just fade away
All this time, you were pretending
So much for my happy ending

Sorry girl but you missed out
Well tough luck that boy's mine now
We are more than just good friends
This is how the story ends
Too bad that you couldn't see
See the man that boy could be
There is more that meets the eye
I see the soul that is inside

I am not gay. Although I wish I were, just to piss off homophobes.

I'm sorry, but I'm not going to watch The Clone Wars TV series, until I've seen The Clone Wars movie. I prefer to let George Lucas disappoint me in the order he intended.

Lip: "Hey, whoa. You really think they deserve your hard-earned money for that service?"
Frank: "Dine and dash?"
Lip: "Bite and bolt."
Frank: "Eat it and beat it?"