The best Quotes from Joko & Klaas

The best Quotes from Joko & Klaas

Gay-marriage - great. I approve that, no problem. But you have to be gay for that!
Joko Winterscheidt - Duell um die Welt, 30. November 2013
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Excuse me? Was there any reason to know Miley Cyrus before she was swinging naked on a wrecking ball?
Klaas Heufer-Umlauf - Circus HalliGalli vom 11.11.2013
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Well, I'm a demanding director. Back then, George Lucas wasn't like, "guys, let's stop shooting, the Ewoks are getting wet", back then.
Joko Winterscheidt - Circus HalliGalli vom 14.10.2013
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You guys, everyone of you, will be die sometime! Was that a bad start for a funny show?
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Avril Lavigne is going to marry Chad Kroeger. And as you are kind of compatriot... is that something that you could imagine too, marry somebody really ugly?
You're like the iPhone 5 of German TV hosts. Thin, light and unnecessarily tall.
Klaas Heufer-Umlauf - neoParadise vom 13.09.2012
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That I was born to run, I don't belong to anyone, oh no
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I can go toe-to-toe, like I'm Ali
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The Jedi are trained to let go. They're trained from birth. They're not supposed to form attachments. They can love people – in fact, they should love everybody. They should love their enemies; they should love the Sith. But they can't form attachments. So what all these movies are about is: greed. Greed is a source of pain and suffering for everybody.
The Star Wars films are my kids. I loved them, I created them, I'm very intimately involved in them and I sold them to the white slavers.
George Lucas - about selling the Star Wars franchise to Disney
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You can't sell newspapers by saying nice things about something, you can only sell newspapers by creating controversies. Critics aren't creators, they're destroyers.
Learning to make films is very easy. Learning what to make films about is very hard.
It's a damn cold night
Tryin' to figure out this life
Won't you take me by the hand, take me somewhere new?
I don't know who you are, but I
I'm with you
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You were everything, everything
That I wanted
We were meant to be, supposed to be
But we lost it
And all of our memories so close to me
Just fade away
All this time, you were pretending
So much for my happy ending
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1
Sorry girl but you missed out
Well tough luck that boy's mine now
We are more than just good friends
This is how the story ends
Too bad that you couldn't see
See the man that boy could be
There is more that meets the eye
I see the soul that is inside
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1
When you're gone
The pieces of my heart are missin' you
When you're gone
The face I came to know is missin' too
When you're gone, the words I need to hear
To always get me through the day
And make it okay
I miss you
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Not another breakup
When I think of you, I just wanna throw up
No, I don't wanna get up
Lying in my bed, thinking love sux
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I am not gay. Although I wish I were, just to piss off homophobes.
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Do we have to know who's gay and who's straight? Can't we just love everybody and judge them by the car they drive?
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I have to see myself naked! That's all that counts. If I'm not happy with my naked body, who will be?
I think shoulders are sexier than cleavage.
I'm sorry, but I'm not going to watch The Clone Wars TV series, until I've seen The Clone Wars movie. I prefer to let George Lucas disappoint me in the order he intended.
Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory - Season 2 Episode 8
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Star Wars hasn't changed my life at all.
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We live in a world where losing your iPhone is more dramatic than losing your virginity.
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There's no chance that the iPhone is going to get any significant market share. No chance.
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They're exhausting to inflate, they scare the shit out of you when they pop, and uninflated they just look like a pile of clown-condoms.
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