The best Quotes by The Joker

Only trust someone who can see these three things in you: The sorrow behind your smile, the love behind your anger, and the reason behind your silence.

Suicide Squad

We stopped checking for monsters under our bed when we realised they were inside us.

Suicide Squad

Monsters

If someone just hates you for no reason, give that jerk a reason!

Suicide Squad

I know the voices in my head aren't real, but sometimes their ideas are absolutely awesome.

Suicide Squad

Childhood is when you idolise Batman, adulthood is when you realise that the Joker makes more sense.

Suicide Squad

Batman

Salvatore Maroni: "If it's so simple, why haven't you done it already?"
Joker: "If you're good at something, never do it for free!"

Batman - The Dark Knight

I may look happy but honestly dear, the only way I will really smile is if you cut me ear to ear.

Suicide Squad

The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules.

Batman - The Dark Knight

Rules

Never start with the head, the victim gets all fuzzy. He can't feel the next.

Batman - The Dark Knight

Head

All you care about is money. This city deserves a better class of criminal. And I'm gonna give it to them. It's not about money, it's about sending a message!

Batman - The Dark Knight

I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it.

Batman - The Dark Knight

You see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push!

Batman - The Dark Knight

Craziness & Weirdness Gravity

Do you want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can't savor all the... little emotions. In... you see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are. So in a way, I know your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards?

Batman - The Dark Knight

Knifes

I believe whatever doesn't kill you, simply makes you... stranger.

Batman - The Dark Knight

Why so serious?

Batman - The Dark Knight

Desire becomes surrender. Surrender becomes power.

Suicide Squad

I can't wait to show you my toys.

Suicide Squad

Quotes about Joker

My love for my Joker was stronger than their mad house walls.

Harley Quinn in Suicide Squad

The Joker and I broke up. I wanted a fresh start. But it turns out, I wasn't the only dame in Gotham looking for emancipation.

Harley Quinn in Birds of Prey

Der Joker

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Normal's a setting on the dryer. People like us, we don't get normal!

Harley Quinn in Suicide Squad

Sometimes the only way to stay sane is to go a little crazy.

Harley Quinn in Suicide Squad

I love the rain. It's like angels are smooching all over us.

Harley Quinn in Suicide Squad - The Suicide Squad

Every woman has a crazy side that only the right man can bring out.

Harley Quinn in Suicide Squad

If I get mad at you that means I still care. Worry when I don't get mad.

Harley Quinn in Suicide Squad

So what if I'm crazy? the best people are.

Harley Quinn in Suicide Squad

You really put the 'fun' in a funeral.

Harley Quinn in Suicide Squad

And why do we fall, Bruce? So we can learn to pick ourselves up!

Alfred in Batman - Begins

Giving Up Beginning

Sometimes the truth isn't good enough, sometimes people deserve more. Sometimes people deserve to have their faith rewarded...

Batman in Batman - The Dark Knight

Truth

The night is darkest just before the dawn. And I promise you, the dawn is coming.

Harvey Dent in Batman - The Dark Knight

Hope Beginning

Joker: "A little fight in you. I like that."
Batman: "Then you're gonna love me."

Batman in Batman - The Dark Knight

Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now.
So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it.
Because he's not our hero, he's a silent guardian, a watchful protector, a dark knight.

James Gordon in Batman - The Dark Knight

Harvey Dent: "When their enemies were at the gates, the Romans would suspend democracy and appoint one man to protect the city. It wasn't considered an honor, it was considered a public service."
Rachel Dawes: "Harvey, the last man who they appointed the Republic was named Caesar and he never gave up his power."
Harvey Dent: "Okay, fine. you either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain..."

Harvey Dent in Batman - The Dark Knight

Julius Caesar Rome

Dent: "Rachel talks about you all the time. You've known her her whole life?"
Alfred: "No, not yet, sir."
Dent: "Any psychotic ex-boyfriends I should be aware of?"
Alfred: "You have no idea."

Harvey Dent in Batman - The Dark Knight

Art looks for truth. It embraces diversity. And that's why art is a threat. That's why we are a threat to autocrats and fascists.

Robert De Niro - May 2025

Art

I like to visit L.A., but I wouldn't want to live there.

Robert De Niro

Los Angeles

Bangkok, like Las Vegas, sounds like a place where you make bad decisions.

Todd Phillips

Las Vegas Bangkok

I really got into filmmaking through photography.

Todd Phillips

Photography

It can be a little distressing to have to overintellectualize yourself.

Heath Ledger

I think that we've become very disconnected from the natural world, and many of us, what we're guilty of is an egocentric worldview.

Joaquin Phoenix - Acceptance Speech, Oscars 2020

Egoism Oscars

Human beings, at our best, are so inventive and creative and ingenious, and I think that when we use love and compassion as our guiding principles, we can create, develop and implement systems of change that are beneficial to all sentient beings and to the environment.

Joaquin Phoenix - Acceptance Speech, Oscars 2020

Cassandra Cain: "Oh, you're that psycho chick."
Harley Quinn: "You never call a woman chick. I'll accept 'broad', 'lady', 'woman', and on occasion 'b*tch'."

Harley Quinn in Birds of Prey

I'm the one they should be scared of. Not you! Not Mister J! Because I'm Harley freaking Quinn!

Harley Quinn in Birds of Prey

Doesn't matter how tough we are. Trauma always leaves a scar. It follows us home, it changes our lives, Trauma messes everybody up, but maybe that's the point: All the pain and the fear and the crap. Maybe going through all of that is what keeps us moving forward, it's what pushes us. Maybe we have to get a little messed up, before we can step up.

Alex Karev in Grey's Anatomy - Season 5

Beginning Scars

The stories you were told about monsters, nightmares, legends whispered around campfires. They are all true.

Cassandra Clare in The Mortal Instruments - City of Bones

Monsters

Can't change the world by following all the rules.

Kiriko in Overwatch

Rules

The heart can be tough to change, but the mind can be tough to persuade.

Grand Pabbie in Frozen -

Heart Mind vs. Heart Head

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