The best Quotes by The Joker

You just ask the same questions every week. 'How's your job? Are you having any negative thoughts?'
All I have are negative thoughts.

Never be ashamed of a scar. It simply means you're stronger than whatever tried to hurt you.

Smile because it confuses people. Smile because it's easier than explaining what is killing you inside.

Only trust someone who can see these three things in you: The sorrow behind your smile, the love behind your anger, and the reason behind your silence.

We stopped checking for monsters under our bed when we realised they were inside us.

If someone just hates you for no reason, give that jerk a reason!

I know the voices in my head aren't real, but sometimes their ideas are absolutely awesome.

Childhood is when you idolise Batman, adulthood is when you realise that the Joker makes more sense.

Salvatore Maroni: "If it's so simple, why haven't you done it already?"
Joker: "If you're good at something, never do it for free!"

I may look happy but honestly dear, the only way I will really smile is if you cut me ear to ear.

The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules.

Never start with the head, the victim gets all fuzzy. He can't feel the next.

All you care about is money. This city deserves a better class of criminal. And I'm gonna give it to them. It's not about money, it's about sending a message!

I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it.

You see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push!

Do you want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can't savor all the... little emotions. In... you see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are. So in a way, I know your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards?

I believe whatever doesn't kill you, simply makes you... stranger.

Why so serious?

Desire becomes surrender. Surrender becomes power.

I can't wait to show you my toys.

My love for my Joker was stronger than their mad house walls.

The Joker and I broke up. I wanted a fresh start. But it turns out, I wasn't the only dame in Gotham looking for emancipation.