The best Quotes by The Joker

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The best Quotes by The Joker

You just ask the same questions every week. 'How's your job? Are you having any negative thoughts?'
All I have are negative thoughts.

Joker, by Joker
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Never be ashamed of a scar. It simply means you're stronger than whatever tried to hurt you.

Joker in Suicide Squad
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Smile because it confuses people. Smile because it's easier than explaining what is killing you inside.

Joker in Suicide Squad
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Only trust someone who can see these three things in you: The sorrow behind your smile, the love behind your anger, and the reason behind your silence.

Joker in Suicide Squad
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We stopped checking for monsters under our bed when we realised they were inside us.

Joker in Suicide Squad
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If someone just hates you for no reason, give that jerk a reason!

Joker in Suicide Squad
 
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I know the voices in my head aren't real, but sometimes their ideas are absolutely awesome.

Joker in Suicide Squad
 
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Childhood is when you idolise Batman, adulthood is when you realise that the Joker makes more sense.

Joker in Suicide Squad
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Salvatore Maroni: 'If it's so simple, why haven't you done it already?'
Joker: 'If you're good at something, never do it for free!'

Batman - The Dark Knight, by Joker
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I may look happy but honestly dear, the only way I will really smile is if you cut me ear to ear.

Joker in Suicide Squad
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The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules.

Batman - The Dark Knight, by Joker
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Never start with the head, the victim gets all fuzzy. He can't feel the next.

Batman - The Dark Knight, by Joker
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All you care about is money. This city deserves a better class of criminal. And I'm gonna give it to them. It's not about money, it's about sending a message!

Batman - The Dark Knight, by Joker
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I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it.

Batman - The Dark Knight, by Joker
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You see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push!

Batman - The Dark Knight, by Joker
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Do you want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can't savor all the... little emotions. In... you see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are. So in a way, I know your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards?

Batman - The Dark Knight, by Joker
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I believe whatever doesn't kill you, simply makes you... stranger.

Batman - The Dark Knight, by Joker
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Why so serious?

Batman - The Dark Knight, by Joker
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Desire becomes surrender. Surrender becomes power.

Joker in Suicide Squad
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I can't wait to show you my toys.

Joker in Suicide Squad
 
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