The best Quotes by The Joker

You just ask the same questions every week. 'How's your job? Are you having any negative thoughts?'
All I have are negative thoughts.

Salvatore Maroni: 'If it's so simple, why haven't you done it already?'
Joker: 'If you're good at something, never do it for free!'

Never start with the head, the victim gets all fuzzy. He can't feel the next.

All you care about is money. This city deserves a better class of criminal. And I'm gonna give it to them. It's not about money, it's about sending a message!

I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it.

You see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push!

Do you want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can't savor all the... little emotions. In... you see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are. So in a way, I know your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards?

I believe whatever doesn't kill you, simply makes you... stranger.

Why so serious?

Desire becomes surrender. Surrender becomes power.

I can't wait to show you my toys.