You just ask the same questions every week. 'How's your job? Are you having any negative thoughts?'
All I have are negative thoughts.
Never be ashamed of a scar. It simply means you're stronger than whatever tried to hurt you.
ScarsJoker in Suicide SquadSmile because it confuses people. Smile because it's easier than explaining what is killing you inside.
Joker in Suicide SquadOnly trust someone who can see these three things in you: The sorrow behind your smile, the love behind your anger, and the reason behind your silence.
Joker in Suicide SquadWe stopped checking for monsters under our bed when we realised they were inside us.
MonstersJoker in Suicide SquadIf someone just hates you for no reason, give that jerk a reason!
Joker in Suicide SquadI know the voices in my head aren't real, but sometimes their ideas are absolutely awesome.
Joker in Suicide SquadChildhood is when you idolise Batman, adulthood is when you realise that the Joker makes more sense.
Joker in Suicide SquadSalvatore Maroni: "If it's so simple, why haven't you done it already?"
Joker: "If you're good at something, never do it for free!"
I may look happy but honestly dear, the only way I will really smile is if you cut me ear to ear.
Joker in Suicide SquadThe only sensible way to live in this world is without rules.
RulesBatman - The Dark Knight, by JokerNever start with the head, the victim gets all fuzzy. He can't feel the next.
HeadBatman - The Dark Knight, by JokerAll you care about is money. This city deserves a better class of criminal. And I'm gonna give it to them. It's not about money, it's about sending a message!
Batman - The Dark Knight, by JokerI'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it.
Batman - The Dark Knight, by JokerYou see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push!
Batman - The Dark Knight, by JokerDo you want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can't savor all the... little emotions. In... you see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are. So in a way, I know your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards?
Batman - The Dark Knight, by JokerI believe whatever doesn't kill you, simply makes you... stranger.
Batman - The Dark Knight, by JokerWhy so serious?
Batman - The Dark Knight, by JokerDesire becomes surrender. Surrender becomes power.
Joker in Suicide SquadI can't wait to show you my toys.
Joker in Suicide Squad