Quotes by Johnny Knoxville

Johnny Knoxville is a character from Jackass

The best Series Quotes

Hi sweetie, I'm gonna inseminate you artificially... maybe for real if you play your cards right.

Johnny Knoxville in Jackass, to a cow
 
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I think I'm a little concussed.

Johnny Knoxville in Jackass, The Movie
 
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There's no such thing as a "pretty good" gator wrestler!

Johnny Knoxville in Jackass
 
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So, we've driven an hour north from Miami to Boca Raton, believe it or not, to film Steve-O jump into nine days worth of elephant poo.

Johnny Knoxville in Jackass
 
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Did you see the way I stopped the beanbag with my stomach? That's instinct. You can't teach that!

Johnny Knoxville in Jackass
 
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Now I know what it feels like to be my liver!

Johnny Knoxville in Jackass, getting doused with wine
 
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Scott Potasnik: "You guys are gonna hate me an hour from now."
Johnny Knoxville: "We hate you already."

Johnny Knoxville in Jackass
 
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That had bad news written all over it!

Johnny Knoxville in Jackass, The Movie
 
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You were about five feet short of a ten-foot jump.

Johnny Knoxville in Jackass
 
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You're the crappiest human bowling ball I ever saw in my whole life!

Johnny Knoxville in Jackass
 
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I feel like my eyes have gonorrhea.

Johnny Knoxville in Jackass
 
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Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, welcome to Jackass!

Johnny Knoxville in Jackass
 
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