The best Quotes by Johnny Depp

You can close your eyes to the things you do not want to see. But you cannot close your heart to the things you do not want to feel.

If you love two people at the same time, choose the second one, because if you really loved the first one you wouldn't have fallen for the second.

Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live.

My Body is my Journal, and my Tattoos are my Story.

There are four questions of value in life. What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for, and what is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same. Only love.

I am doing things that are true to me. The only thing I have a problem with is being labeled.

Just keep moving forward and don't give a shit about what anybody thinks. Do what you have to do, for you.

I'm not sure I'm adult yet.

Anything I've done up till May 27th 1999 was kind of an illusion, existing without living. My daughter, the birth of my daughter, gave me life.

I think the thing to do is enjoy the ride while you're on it.

Life's pretty good, and why wouldn't it be? I'm a pirate, after all.

If you catch me saying 'I am a serious actor,' I beg you to slap me.

The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.

The worst prison in the world is a home without peace. Be carefully who you marry or fall in love with.

Six years later, the jury gave me my life back. I am truly humbled.

Oh yeah, that's the Holy Grail, Pirates of the Caribbean. Johnny Depp, he's the real deal, isn't he? He doesn't get the girl, and he doesn't care.

Michael: "Can we have him for supper?"
Sylvia: "Have him to stay for supper, Michael. We aren't cannibals."

Young boys should never be sent to bed... they always wake up a day older.

Whenever I try to remember my dreams, I always turn 'em into stories. But dreams are like life. You can't catch it with your hands because you can't catch something you don't really see.

I never thought it could happen, but love hit me like an elephant and I was thrown into a jungle of dreams.

But what's the point of breathing if somebody already tells you the difference between an apple and a bicycle? If I bite a bicycle and ride an apple, then I'll know the difference.

Have you never met a woman who inspires you to love? Until your every sense is filled with her? You inhale her. You taste her. You see your unborn children in her eyes and know that your heart has at last found a home.

There are those that do not believe that a single soul born in heaven can split into twin spirits and shoot like falling stars to earth where over oceans and continents their magnetic forces will finally unite them back into one. But, how else to explain love at first sight?

Every woman is a mystery to be solved.

Ah, devil ether. It makes you behave like the village drunkard in some early Irish novel. Total loss of all basic motor function. Blurred vision, no balance, numb tongue. The mind recoils in horror, unable to communicate with the spinal column.

We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.

We can't stop here! This is bat country!

A wise guy's always right even when he's wrong, he's right.

When I introduce you, I'm gonna say, 'This is a friend of mine.' That means you're a connected guy. Now if I said instead, 'This is a friend of ours', that would mean you a made guy. A Capiche?

Sweetheart, you can't buy the necessities of life with cookies.

Interviewer: "What's been the best part of your new life here in town, Edward?"
Edward: "The friends I've made."

Edward: "Kevin, you wanna play scissors, paper, stone again?"
Kevin: "No!"
Edward: "Why not?"
Kevin: "'Cause it's boring. I always win!"

Captain Dickson: "New assignment. Since you two cowboys love to drink booze, smoke weed with kids, and f*ck anything with a big ass in jeans with low self-esteem, I'm gonna send you to a place where all that shit is allowed."
Jenko: "Oh, I love Disneyland!"
Captain Dickson: "You two sons of b*tches are going to college!"

Jenko: "Got a pound of coke."
Schmidt: "We are trying to show them a good time, not ruin their f*cking lives."
Jenko: "Pound of marijuana?"
Schmidt: "Best party ever!"

I really thought this job would have more car chases and explosions... and less homeless people doodooing everywhere.

I grew up in Kentucky, but I did not grow up like that. I didn't have to shoot my dinner or anything.

I have never in my life seen a Kentuckian who didn’t have a gun, a pack of cards, and a jug of whiskey.

It takes much more courage to be in love than it does for war.

I'm a firm believer that character is highly overrated. Character is a trick that we do with the audience's collusion.

Angelica: "I am with child. Yours."
Jack: "I don't recall that we ever had..."
Angelica: "You were drunk!"
Jack: "I've actually never been that drunk."

A true hero isn't measured by the size of his strength, but by the strength of his heart.

Emotions are most dangerous when silenced.

What the eye doesn't see and the mind doesn't know, doesn't exist.

My son Jack once said to me, "Dad, do you think people are laughing with you or at you?"
I said, "I don't care as long as they're laughing."

I mean, they say dou die twice. One time when you stop breathing and a second time, a bit later on, when somebody says your name for the last time.

Having a baby is like having a tattoo on your face. You kind of want to be committed.

Children begin by loving their parents; as they grow older they judge them; sometimes they forgive them.

I praise you because I am fearfully and wonderfully made; your works are wonderful, I know that full well.