Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whisky, and a dog to eat the rare steak.
WhiskeyJohnny CarsonDemocracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president.
DemocracyJohnny CarsonTalent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: 'Are your ready?'
TalentJohnny CarsonI know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.
Alcohol, Enjoying, Sex, Smoking, Funny QuotesJohnny CarsonHappiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
Johnny CarsonNew York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved.
New York CityJohnny Carson