Quotes by Johnny Carson

John William Carson was an American television host, comedian, writer, and producer. He is best known as the host of The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson.

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Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whisky, and a dog to eat the rare steak.

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Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president.

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Talent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: 'Are your ready?'

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I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.

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Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.

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New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved.

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