Quotes by Johnny Carson

John William Carson was an American television host, comedian, writer, and producer. He is best known as the host of The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson.

The best Quotes and Sayings

Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president.

- Johnny CarsonDemocracy

Talent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: 'Are your ready?'

- Johnny CarsonTalent

I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.

- Johnny CarsonAlcohol, Enjoying, Sex, Smoking, Funny Quotes

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.

- Johnny Carson

New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved.

- Johnny CarsonNew York City