Greenland is icy, distant and semi-autonomous. It's exactly Trump's type.
Donald Trump, GreenlandJohn Oliver in Last Week TonightLike Channing Tatum, North Dakota suddenly turned out to be a lot more interesting, once it was covered in oil.
Oil, North DakotaJohn Oliver in Last Week Tonight, North DakotaAbstinence is a healthy choice, that many teens will make. Either by choice, or, as I can attest, by circumstance.
Sex, TeenagersJohn Oliver in Last Week Tonight, Sex EducationPrison sentences are a lot like penises. If they're used correctly, even a short one can do the trick... is a rumor I have heard.
John Oliver in Last Week Tonight, Mandatory MinimumsHome improvement stores are a lethal combination of everything that can ruin a relationship: Spending money, reconciling tastes, long-term planning and fluorescent lighting.
John Oliver in Last Week Tonight, Home Depot Commercial9 out of the top 10 drug makers spent more on marketing, than they did on research. Drug companies are a bit like highschool boyfriends. They're much more concerned with getting inside you, than being effective once they're in there.
High SchoolJohn Oliver in Last Week Tonight, Marketing to DoctorsThe only problem is, Budweiser is one of FIFA's key sponsors. And they sell a product they reflexivly insist on calling 'beer'.
BeerJohn Oliver in Last Week Tonight, World Cup Excitement