Quote by John Goodman (about Television)

TV is the best babysitter.

John Goodman

Television

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I hated Woody Woodpecker and Scooby-Doo, but I was a cartoon freak.

John Goodman

Scooby-Doo

When I was a kid, I loved Popeye, but the old ones, the real old ones.

John Goodman

Yeah, the material's been good so far, although I'm sure there's got to be a drought coming someday.

John Goodman

That was all Rose, and Rose knew what she was doing. Her main thing was story.

John Goodman

You know the thing about good food? It brings folks together from all walks of life.

James in The Princess and the Frog

Food

When you find out who you are, you'll find out what you need.

Mama Odie in The Princess and the Frog

You wish and you dream with all your little heart. But you remember, Tiana, that old star can only take you part of the way. You got to help him with some hard work of your own. And then, you can do anything you set your mind to.

James in The Princess and the Frog

Dreaming Wishes

My dream wouldn't be complete without you in it.

Tiana in The Princess and the Frog

I'm not sure I want to be a prince anymore, cause then we would have to go our separate ways. I don't want that, I want to stay close to you, no matter what. Because… I love you.

Prince Naveen in The Princess and the Frog

Roz, my tender, oozing blossom, you’re looking fabulous today. Is that a new haircut? Tell me it’s a new haircut. It’s got to be a new haircut. New makeup? You had a lift? You had a tuck? You had something? Something has been inserted in in you that makes you look… Listen, I need a favor.

Mike Glotzkowski in Monsters, Inc

You're not supposed to name it. Once you name it, you start getting attached to it!

Mike Glotzkowski in Monsters, Inc

Names

Elwood: "It's a hundred and six miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."
Jake: "Hit it!"

Jake Blues in The Blues Brothers

Sunglasses

Use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of the Blues Brothers has been approved.

Cop in The Blues Brothers

Elwood: "What kind of music do you usually have here?"
Claire: "Oh, we got both kinds. We got country and western."

Claire in The Blues Brothers

Remember, people, that no matter who you are and what you do to live, thrive and survive, there're still some things that makes us all the same. You. Me. Them. Everybody.

Elwood Blues in The Blues Brothers

Jake: "Got any fried chicken?"
Mrs. Murphy: "Best damn chicken in the state."
Jake: "Bring me four fried chickens and a Coke."
Mrs. Murphy: "You want chicken wings or chicken legs?"
Jake: "Four fried chickens and a Coke!"

Jake Blues in The Blues Brothers

Barry: "How about a suicide pact?"
Vanessa: "How do we do it?"
Barry: "I'll sting you, you step on me."
Vanessa: "That just kills you twice."

Bee Movie

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. It's wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway, because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

Bee Movie

Bees

Who can deny the heart that is yearning?

Barry B. Benson in Bee Movie

My nerves are fried from riding on this emotional rollercoaster!

Ken in Bee Movie

Vanessa Bloome: "My only interest is flowers."
Barry B. Benson: "You know, our last queen was elected with that very slogan."

Bee Movie

You know, it's a good thing you're not a big fat guy or this would be really difficult.

Kuzco in The Emperor's New Groove

Pacha: "We shook hands on it!"
Kuzco: "You know, the funny thing about shaking hands is you need hands."

Kuzco in The Emperor's New Groove

Let's take a look-see. Hate your hair. Not likely. Yikes. Yikes. Yikes. And let me guess, you have a great personality.

Kuzco in The Emperor's New Groove

Pacha: "What happened?"
Old Man: "Well, I threw off the Emperor's groove."
Pacha: "What?"
Old Man: "His groove! The rhythm in which he lives his life. His pattern of behavior. I threw it off. And the Emperor had me thrown out the window."
Pacha: "Oh, really? I'm supposed to see him today."
Old Man: "Don't throw off his groove!"

The Emperor's New Groove

This is Yzma, the emperor's advisor. Living proof that dinosaurs once roamed the Earth.

Kuzco in The Emperor's New Groove

Barney Rubble has been my neighbor, my lodge brother and my best friend since the first time I went through the fifth grade.

Fred Flintstone in The Flintstones

Barney Rubble

Barney: "You're afraid to tell Wilma, aren't you?"
Fred: "Afraid? Now let's get this straight, Rubble, I don't need permission from my wife to make a decision. In my cave, I reign supreme!"
Barney: "I won't tell her, Fred."
Fred: "Thanks, pal."

Fred Flintstone in The Flintstones

Fred: "How can you be so stupid?"
Barney: "Hey, that's not very nice. Say you're sorry!"
Fred: "I'm sorry you're stupid."

Fred Flintstone in The Flintstones

Sorry I'm late, had car trouble. I picked up a nail. [Shows everyone a bandaid on his dirty foot]

Fred Flintstone in The Flintstones

Barney: "You know, Fred, I hear that eatin' too much red meat is bad for you."
Fred: "What a load of bunk. My father ate it every day of his life and he lived to the ripe old age of 38."

Fred Flintstone in The Flintstones

You know you're from Arizona when you feed your chickens ice cubes to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.

Arizona Chicken & Roosters Eggs

Welcome to Arizona, where summer spends the winter and hell spends the summer.

Arizona Hölle

The people of Arizona, they've been very warm and welcoming.

Tyrann Mathieu

Arizona

Ethel: "One day the entire family will be reunited in the Garden of Eden."
"Oh, like heaven?"
Ethel: "No, it's in Missouri."
"Oh. Eden's got a lot of methheads."

Shameless - Season 2 Episode 5

Missouri

Did you know only one US president has been born in Missouri?
It's true, man.

Harry S. Truman Missouri

They say money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a flight to Missouri - and that's pretty much the same thing.

Missouri

Television is a medium of entertainment which permits millions of people to listen to the same joke at the same time, and yet remain lonesome.

T. S. Eliot

Media Television

For the soul, laughing is what oxygen is for the lungs.

Louis de Funès

Laughing & Smile

It's not about the absence of fear. It's overcoming it.

Emma Watson

Fear

If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.

Orson Welles

Men & Women

My philosophy is: It's none of my business what people say of me and think of me.

Anthony Hopkins

Self-Confidence Gossip & Rumors

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