The best Quotes by John B

The Outer Banks, paradise on earth. It's the sort of place where you either have two jobs or two houses.

We're the Pogues and our mission this summer is to have a good time, all the time.

That's JJ. Mild kleptomaniac and a future tax cheat.

The downside of Pogue life is we're ignored and neglected. But the upside of Pogue life? We're ignored and neglected, which means we do whatever we want, whenever we want.

You are so careful John B, Just give me that John D already.

Stupid things have good outcomes all the time.

Kiara: "They're gonna have Japanese toilets with towel warmers."
JJ: "Of course. Why wouldn't they?"
Kiara: "This used to be a turtle habitat, but who cares about the turtles, I guess?"
JJ: "I can't have cold towels."

You might end up in the lion's den, but you don't go there on purpose.

You hang out with trash, you get dirty.

You love being seen with me, but you don’t love me.

That sort of initiative is just begging to be punished!

Knowledge is a paradox. The more one understands, the more one realizes the vastness of his ignorance.