Quotes by Joffrey Baratheon

A king does not ask, he commands.

They say Stannis never smiles. I'll give him a red smile, from ear to ear.

So long as I am your king, treason shall never go unpunished. Ser Ilyn, bring me his head!

Everyone is mine to torment. You'd do well to remember that, you little monster!

I'll tell you what. I'm going to give you a present. After I raise my armies, and kill your traitor brother, I'll give you his head.

A strong king acts boldly, he doesn't just talk.

You've done it. You've married a Lannister. Soon you'll have a Lannister baby. It's a dream come true. It doesn't really matter which Lannister puts the baby into you. Maybe I'll pay you a visit tonight after my uncle passes out. How'd you like that? You wouldn't, that's all right... Ser Meryn and Ser Boras will hold you down.