The best Quotes by Joffrey Baratheon

A king does not ask, he commands.

Game of Thrones - Season 2 Episode 1

Kings

They say Stannis never smiles. I'll give him a red smile, from ear to ear.

Game of Thrones - Season 2 Episode 8

So long as I am your king, treason shall never go unpunished. Ser Ilyn, bring me his head!

Game of Thrones - Season 1 Episode 9

Everyone is mine to torment. You'd do well to remember that, you little monster!

Game of Thrones

I'll tell you what. I'm going to give you a present. After I raise my armies, and kill your traitor brother, I'll give you his head.

Game of Thrones

A strong king acts boldly, he doesn't just talk.

Game of Thrones

You've done it. You've married a Lannister. Soon you'll have a Lannister baby. It's a dream come true. It doesn't really matter which Lannister puts the baby into you. Maybe I'll pay you a visit tonight after my uncle passes out. How'd you like that? You wouldn't, that's all right... Ser Meryn and Ser Boras will hold you down.

Game of Thrones - Season 3 Episode 8

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Crowns do queer things to the heads beneath them.

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Power Kings Monarchy

You might be a king or a little street sweeper, but sooner or later you dance with the reaper.

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Death Kings

A wise king never seeks out war, but he must always be ready for it.

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War Kings

The next time you raise a hand to me will be the last time you have hands.

Daenerys Targaryen in Game of Thrones - Season 1 Episode 4

Hands

We obviously didn't communicate clearly. We are here to discuss your surrender, not mine.

Daenerys Targaryen in Game of Thrones - Season 6 Episode 9

There is no war so hateful to the gods as a war between kin, and no war so bloody as a war between dragons.

Rhaenys Targaryen in House Of The Dragon - Season 2

Dragons

The war will be fought, many will die, and the victor will eventually ascend the Throne.

Alicent Hightower in House Of The Dragon - Season 2

A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone.

Tyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones - Season 1 Episode 2

Books Mind & Apprehension Intelligence

You just sent the most powerful man in Westeros to bed without his supper.

Tyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones - Season 3 Episode 10

Bed

When enough people make false promises, words stop meaning anything. Then there are no more answers, only better and better lies.

Jon Snow in Game of Thrones - Season 7 Episode 7

Lies Loyalty

Stannis: "You're as stubborn as your father... and as honorable."
Jon: "I could imagine no higher praise."

Jon Snow in Game of Thrones - Season 5 Episode 3

Harwin Strong: "You're asleep in front of the Commander of the City Watch. Terrible lack of respect."
Rhaenyra: "A certain insolence runs in the family, I'm afraid."

Rhaenyra Targaryen in House Of The Dragon - Season 1 Episode 6

Viserys: "I do hope the labor was easy."
Rhaenyra: "I think I called the midwife a c*nt."

Rhaenyra Targaryen in House Of The Dragon - Season 1 Episode 6

Money buys a man's silence for a time, a bolt in the heart buys it forever.

Petyr Baelish in Game of Thrones - Season 4 Episode 3

Do you know what the realm is? It's the thousand blades of Aegon's enemies, a story we agree to tell each other over and over, until we forget that it's a lie.

Petyr Baelish in Game of Thrones - Season 3 Episode 6

Leave one wolf alive, and the sheep are never safe.

Arya Stark in Game of Thrones - Season 7 Episode 1

Wolves Sheep

Gendry: "You shouldn't insult people that are bigger than you."
Arya: "Then I wouldn't get to insult anyone."

Arya Stark in Game of Thrones - Season 2 Episode 2

Death is certain, the time is not.

Jaqen H'ghar in Game of Thrones - Season 2 Episode 8

You stole three deaths from the Red God. We have to give them back. Speak three names and a man will do the rest.

Jaqen H'ghar in Game of Thrones - Season 2 Episode 5

You waste time trying to get people to love you, you'll end up the most popular dead man in town.

Bronn in Game of Thrones - Season 3 Episode 7

Bronn in Game of Thrones - Season 2 Episode 4

When you play the Game of Thrones you win... or you die. There is no middle-ground.

Cersei Lannister in Game of Thrones - Season 1 Episode 7

What good is power if you cannot protect the ones you love?

Cersei Lannister in Game of Thrones - Season 4 Episode 5

A lion doesn't concern himself with the opinions of the sheep.

Tywin Lannister in Game of Thrones - Season 1 Episode 7

Opinions Gossip & Rumors Lions Sheep

Any man who must say, 'I am the king', is no true king.

Tywin Lannister in Game of Thrones - Season 3 Episode 10

Power Kings

Hate's as good a thing as any to keep a person going. Better than most.

Sandor "the Hound" Clegane in Game of Thrones - Season 4 Episode 5

You think you wanted revenge a long time? I've been after it all my life. It's all I care about. Look at me! You wanna be like me?

Sandor "the Hound" Clegane in Game of Thrones - Season 8 Episode 5

The man who passes the sentence, should swing the sword.

Eddard Stark in Game of Thrones - Season 1 Episode 1

Swords & Blades

Cersei: "All you needed to do was climb the steps yourself. Such a sad mistake."
Ned: "I've made many mistakes in my life, but that wasn't one of them."

Eddard Stark in Game of Thrones - Season 1 Episode 7

Power resides where men believe it resides.

Lord Varys in Game of Thrones - Season 2 Episode 3

Power

A very small man can cast a very large shadow.

Lord Varys in Game of Thrones - Season 2 Episode 3

Small Things Appearance Dwarfs

When the snows fall and the white winds blow, the lone wolf dies but the pack survives.

Sansa Stark in A Song of Ice and Fire - Season 7 Episode 7

Teams Snow Wolves

It's the most heroic thing we can do now. Look the truth in the face.

Sansa Stark in Game of Thrones - Season 8 Episode 3

Truth

Gods. Kings. Fire. And blood. Dreams didn't make us kings. Dragons did.

Daemon Targaryen in House Of The Dragon - Season 1

Mysaria: "I ensured long ago that I would never be threatened by childbirth."
Daemon: "Good. Children can be such irritating creatures."

Daemon Targaryen in House Of The Dragon - Season 1 Episode 2

Most women don't know what they like until they've tried it. And sadly, so many of us get to try so little before we're old and grey.

Margaery Tyrell in Game of Thrones - Season 3 Episode 7

Hunger turns men into beasts.

Margaery Tyrell in Game of Thrones - Season 3 Episode 1

Being hungry

If you start deporting every shady looking guy with questionable tattoos, who's gonna go to Jets games?

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New York Jets

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