Moo Point. It's like a cow's opinion, it just doesn't matter.Joey Tribbiani in Friends, Season 7 Episode 8
Joey: "I had the same dream."
Phoebe: "Yeah, and nobody slept with that Xerox girl."
Joey: "Oh, I had the opposite dream."
Nice try. You see, the Netherlands is this make-believe place where Peter Pan and Tinkerbell come from.Joey Tribbiani in Friends, Season 3 Episode 9
Joey: "Monica, relax. Go get a beer."
Monica: "I don't want a beer."
Joey: "Who said it was for you?"
Ross: "Look, will you guys grow up? This is the most natural, beautiful thing in the world."
Joey: "Yeah, we know, but there's a baby sucking on it."
Ross: "Rach, did you proofread these?"
Ross: "Nothing. I'm sure they'll be impressed with your 'compuper' skills."
Rachel: "Oh, my God! Do you think it's on all of them?"
Joey: "No, I'm sure the Xerox machine caught a few."
Joey: "You broke the code."
Ross: "What code?"
Joey: "You don't kiss your friend's mom. Sisters are okay, maybe a hot-Iooking aunt, but not a mom. Never a mom!"
Women can see breasts anytime they want. You just look down, and there they are. How you get any work done is beyond me.Joey Tribbiani in Friends, Season 1 Episode 5
One woman? That's like saying there's only one flavor of ice cream for you. Let me tell you something. There's lots of flavors out there. Rocky road, and cookie dough, and bing cherry vanilla. You can get them with jimmies, or nuts, or whipped cream. Welcome back to the world, grab a spoon!Joey Tribbiani in Friends, Season 1 Episode 1