The best Quotes by Joey Tribbiani

The best Quotes by Joey Tribbiani

Joseph Francis Tribbiani Jr. is a fictional character, serving as one of the primary characters of the NBC sitcom Friends and the protagonist of its spin-off Joey. He is portrayed by Matt LeBlanc in both series.

Nice try. You see, the Netherlands is this make-believe place where Peter Pan and Tinkerbell come from.
Friends - Season 3 Episode 9
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Moo Point. It's like a cow's opinion, it just doesn't matter.
Friends - Season 7 EpisodeĀ 8
Joey: "I had the same dream."
Phoebe: "Yeah, and nobody slept with that Xerox girl."
Joey: "Oh, I had the opposite dream."
Friends - Season 3 EpisodeĀ 17
Joey: "Monica, relax. Go get a beer."
Monica: "I don't want a beer."
Joey: "Who said it was for you?"
Friends - Season 2 Episode 21
Ross: "Look, will you guys grow up? This is the most natural, beautiful thing in the world."
Joey: "Yeah, we know, but there's a baby sucking on it."
Friends - Season 2 Episode 2
Ross: "Rach, did you proofread these?"
Rachel: "Why?"
Ross: "Nothing. I'm sure they'll be impressed with your 'compuper' skills."
Rachel: "Oh, my God! Do you think it's on all of them?"
Joey: "No, I'm sure the Xerox machine caught a few."
Friends - Season 1 Episode 18
Joey: "You broke the code."
Ross: "What code?"
Joey: "You don't kiss your friend's mom. Sisters are okay, maybe a hot-Iooking aunt, but not a mom. Never a mom!"
Friends - Season 1 Episode 11
Women can see breasts anytime they want. You just look down, and there they are. How you get any work done is beyond me.
Friends - Season 1 Episode 5
One woman? That's like saying there's only one flavor of ice cream for you. Let me tell you something. There's lots of flavors out there. Rocky road, and cookie dough, and bing cherry vanilla. You can get them with jimmies, or nuts, or whipped cream. Welcome back to the world, grab a spoon!
Friends - Season 1 Episode 1

Quotes about Joey Tribbiani

To play Joey, I have to turn half of my brain off. The problem is at the end of the day, I sometimes forget to switch it back on.
Matt LeBlanc (Schauspieler von Joey in Friends)