Quotes by Joey Sasso

Someone needs to go back and tell the 10 year old version of me that all of your dreams are going to come true.

Everyone pees in the shows. It's, like, a universal thing. You're gonna dry off to take a leak? Come on.

Oh, we got bread. I can't eat you, but I'm gonna look at you!

I'm Joey Sasso, I'm 25 years old. I'm from Rochester in New York. I'm a bartender, and I'm the proudest momma's boy you're ever gonna meet.

The majority of the most successful people in Hollywood are failures as human beings.