The best Quotes by Joel Hammond

The best Quotes by Joel Hammond

It's kind of ironic. The more care you put into a murder, the harsher society judges you.

Santa Clarita Diet

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If you miss eating pizza, eat a man who just ate pizza.

Sheila Hammond in Santa Clarita Diet

Tao Xu: "If he is even slightly mean to you...-"
Charlie: "...you'll murder him."
Tao Xu: "I was going to say I'd send him a strongly worded DM, but murder's fine too."

Tao Xu in Heartstopper - Season 1 Episode 5

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You know what you are. What you're made of. War is in your blood. Don't fight it. You didn't kill for your country. You killed for yourself. The gods are never gonna make that go away. When you're pushed, killing's as easy as breathing.

John Rambo in Rambo - IV

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Murder is like potato chips: you can’t stop with just one.

Kai Parker in The Vampire Diaries

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Humans had always been better at killing than any other living thing.

Dmitry Glukhovsky in Metro - 2033

Well she was shot in the head so unless she tripped and fell on a bullet, it wasn't an accident.

Kate Beckett in Castle

Sylar: "All I know is that once I'm free from the temptation of my ability...-"
Matt: "You're going to be normal? I'm sorry, that ship sailed 50 murders ago."

Matt Parkman in Heroes

I'm a man of a certain age - old enough to have been every kind of fool- and I find to my surprise that the only counsel I have to pass on is this: Never let your name be found in a dead man's trousers.

Louis Bayard - The Black Tower

I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again.

Everyone is a murderer. You just have to meet the right person.

Jefferson Grieff in Inside Man - Season 1 Episode 1

A murderer is only an extroverted suicide.

Graham Chapman

Murder Extrovertierte Sprüche

Morgana: "Mother must be so proud of all your murders, Kayle."
Kayle: "Not murder. Justice."

Kayle, the Righteous in League of Legends

If you start deporting every shady looking guy with questionable tattoos, who's gonna go to Jets games?

Jordan Klepper in The Daily Show

One downside of our big brains is we're the only creatures who are aware that death is inevitable. Although, if you lined ten dogs in a row and shot them one by one, the dog on the end would probably get the gist by about dog four.

Philomena Cunk in Cunk On Life - Episode 1

Cells couldn't multiply without this, the IKEA instruction manual for life, DNA. DNA is tiny yet comlex, like Tom Cruise.

Philomena Cunk in Cunk On Life - Episode 1

Knowledge is a paradox. The more one understands, the more one realizes the vastness of his ignorance.

Viktor, the Machine Herald in Arcane - Season 2 Episode 6

When you lose everything, that's when you're finally free.

Star Wars: The Acolyte - Season 1 Episode 6

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