The best Quotes by Joel Hammond

The best Quotes by Joel Hammond

It's kind of ironic. The more care you put into a murder, the harsher society judges you.
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If you miss eating pizza, eat a man who just ate pizza.
Tao Xu: "If he is even slightly mean to you...-"
Charlie: "...you'll murder him."
Tao Xu: "I was going to say I'd send him a strongly worded DM, but murder's fine too."
Tao Xu in Heartstopper - Season 1 Episode 5
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You know what you are. What you're made of. War is in your blood. Don't fight it. You didn't kill for your country. You killed for yourself. The gods are never gonna make that go away. When you're pushed, killing's as easy as breathing.
John Rambo in Rambo - IV
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Murder is like potato chips: you can’t stop with just one.
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Humans had always been better at killing than any other living thing.
Well she was shot in the head so unless she tripped and fell on a bullet, it wasn't an accident.
Sylar: "All I know is that once I'm free from the temptation of my ability...-"
Matt: "You're going to be normal? I'm sorry, that ship sailed 50 murders ago."
Matt Parkman in Heroes
I'm a man of a certain age - old enough to have been every kind of fool- and I find to my surprise that the only counsel I have to pass on is this: Never let your name be found in a dead man's trousers.
Louis Bayard - The Black Tower
I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again.
Everyone is a murderer. You just have to meet the right person.
Jefferson Grieff in Inside Man - Season 1 Episode 1
A murderer is only an extroverted suicide.
Morgana: "Mother must be so proud of all your murders, Kayle."
Kayle: "Not murder. Justice."
They're exhausting to inflate, they scare the shit out of you when they pop, and uninflated they just look like a pile of clown-condoms.
John Oliver in Last Week Tonight - Boeing
Lip: "Hey, whoa. You really think they deserve your hard-earned money for that service?"
Frank: "Dine and dash?"
Lip: "Bite and bolt."
Frank: "Eat it and beat it?"
Shameless - Season 3 Episode 12
What can I say, once you go white, you always stay tight. Hey, I think I just insulted myself.
Kevin Ball in Shameless - Season 3 Episode 12
Frank: "What did they get you for again?"
"Beat my ex-wife to death with a telephone."
Frank': "Cordless or landline?"
Frank Gallagher in Shameless - Season 3 Episode 12
Been sleeping in this car six years. Pissed, puked, jizzed in it. By law of bodily fluids, it's mine.
Shameless - Season 3 Episode 11

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