Quotes by Joe Goldberg

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Quotes by Joe Goldberg

I can't completely cage what's inside of me or, when it bursts out, it comes for blood. Better to feed it just enough to keep it in check, keep it on a leash, take it out for walks, but make sure it knows the rules.

Joe Goldberg in You, Season 3 Episode 5
 
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Cary Conrad: "It's an incredible feeling, letting out that part of yourself that you have to cage."
Joe: "Unleashing my impulses is the opposite of what I need to do. No, thank you. Hard pass."

Joe Goldberg in You, Season 3 Episode 5
 
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If I'm the problem, how do I fix it?

Joe Goldberg in You, Season 3 Episode 4
 
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Something about fitting into suburbia has changed you, Love. You went from being horrified by the ostentatiousness of a kids party to "Keeping Up With the Conrads".

Joe Goldberg in You, Season 3 Episode 4
 
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Therapist: "Joe? How have you been?"
Joe: "[thinks] Oh, I'm fine. Bored, trapped in Pleasantville, aging so fast I forget to j4ck off in the shower."
Joe: "I'm good."

Joe Goldberg in You, Season 3 Episode 4
 
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Even with therapy, our wounds may take a long time to heal. We can't just erase our worst impulses. But maybe we can control them.

PsychologyJoe Goldberg in You, Season 3 Episode 2
 
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Libraries represent the very best of civilized society, the housing of an egalitarian access to knowledge. It's what separates us from the apes.

LibrariesJoe Goldberg in You, Season 3 Episode 1
 
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Me, a boy and his mom, who is usually great but occasionally murders people with her bare hands. What could go wrong?

Joe Goldberg in You, Season 3 Episode 1
 
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There's one part of the old me I can't quite shake. I still believe in The One. That the right person is out there for me.

Joe Goldberg in You, Season 3 Episode 1
 
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Sometimes, a man gets exactly what he wishes for, and that can be the most perfect punishment of all.

PunishmentJoe Goldberg in You, Season 2 Episode 10
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I'm not a "maybe", I'm the one.

Joe Goldberg in You, Season 1 Episode 3
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Dear Love, you've changed me. I used to see the world as black or white. Now everything is gray and messy, full of nuance and beauty - because of you.

Joe Goldberg in You, Season 2 Episode 8
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I don't think I've ever been in love before. It's been infatuation. This is it. Accepting you're not perfect and loving you more for it.

Joe Goldberg in You, Season 2 Episode 5
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It's been said that dreams are illustrations from the book your soul is writing about you.

DreamingJoe Goldberg in You, Season 2 Episode 4
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Welcome to a city where people trying to disappear aren't actually trying.

Los AngelesJoe Goldberg in You, Season 2 Episode 2
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I think love should come out of nowhere, sweep you up completely.

Joe Goldberg in You, Season 2 Episode 2
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Love. This is why you're not for me. Once upon a time, I believed in love. Sure, I'd been hurt before, but I'd learned from that, and I wanted to fight for a fresh start - the real thing this time. So, boy meets girl. Boy knows this is something special and he thinks, 'let me do everything I can to make this right.' So I did. I was brave, I was vulnerable, I won her the old fashioned day. I tried to do everything right - for her. I knew you have to do anything for love, so I did.

Joe Goldberg in You, Season 2 Episode 1
 
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Every relationship teaches us hard lessons, right? That's their gift. To make us ready for the day when someone, maybe the One, walks in, who could truly love us.

RelationshipsJoe Goldberg in You, Season 1 Episode 10
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Sometimes, we do bad things for the people we love. Doesn't mean it's right, it means love is more important.

Joe Goldberg in You, Season 1 Episode 10
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Uh, yes, face Candace. I'd sooner slam my nuts in a door.

Joe Goldberg in You, Season 1 Episode 9
 
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I'd never felt this way before, where you love the bad things about someone as much as the good. Maybe even a little more.

Joe Goldberg in You, Season 1 Episode 7
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The universe has a funny way of keeping us humble.

Joe Goldberg in You, Season 1 Episode 5
 
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There are scary people in the world, Beck. That's why it's important to be safe.

Joe Goldberg in You, Season 1 Episode 1
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The most valuable things in life are usually the most helpless.

Joe Goldberg in You, Season 1 Episode 1
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Every account set to public. You want to be seen, heard, known. Of course, I obliged. The next thing our little friend the internet gave me, was your address.

Joe Goldberg in You, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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If this was a movie, I'd grab you and we'd go at it right in the stacks.

Joe Goldberg in You, Season 1 Episode 1
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I'm not worried. I've seen enough romantic comedies to know guys like me are always getting in jams like this.

Joe Goldberg in You, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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