Quote by Joe Exotic (Season 1)

I can almost promise you some of you will be urinated on. If that happens, we have t-shirts in the gift shop that say, "I got peed on by a tiger".

Joe Exotic in Tiger King - Season 1

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It would be nice if I could actually see me being famous out there. But I mean, I've seen these same four walls for a year and a half now.

Joe Exotic in Tiger King - Season 2 Episode 1

There's an innocent man in prison. Everybody from the zoo is out there making money and I'm paying the price for every one of them people. If you give a damn it's time to speak up!

Joe Exotic in Tiger King - Season 2

If I have to make a deal with the devil, I will make a deal with the devil!

Joe Exotic in Tiger King - Season 2

I'm in a cage. You know why animals die in cages? Their soul dies.

Joe Exotic in Tiger King - Season 1

Animals don't judge you as long as you're really good at heart. They don't care who you are or what you've done in your past.

Joe Exotic in Tiger King - Season 1 Episode 2

Animals

Woke up this morning with the sunshine in my eyes
All the clouds are gone and took the rain that came inside
I can't believe the way I feel about the day
All the bad is gone and all the good is here to stay

Joe Exotic - Because You Love Me

So if you're ever down in Tampa on a big cat refuge don't pick a fight with your wife
'Cause it's a big 40 acres and if you're not careful you'll be gone in a blink of an eye
No bones, no remains but that won't change the fact that Don sure ain't comin' back
But you can't prosecute, there's just no use, there's nothin' left but tiger tracks

Joe Exotic - Here Kitty Kitty

'Cause I saw tiger, now I understand
I saw tiger, and the tiger saw man

Joe Exotic - I Saw A Tiger

I went to work every day prepared to die in a tiger cage. Dying doesn't scare me.

Joe Exotic in Tiger King - Season 1

I'm Joe Exotic, otherwise known as the Tiger King, the gay, gun-carrying redneck with a mullet.

Joe Exotic in Tiger King - Season 1

My name is Joe Exotic and this is Thunder and Lightning. The only difference between my pet and your pet is mine have three-inch teeth and they weigh 400 pounds.

Joe Exotic in Tiger King - Season 1 Episode 1

Tigers

When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both states.

Will Rogers

Oklahoma

Here in Oklahoma, there's not a whole lot to do. So, a lot of your focus and attention is on basketball, which is a blessing in disguise. And this is where I wanted to end up, so I'm very happy I'm here.

Josh Giddey - February 2022

Oklahoma Oklahoma City Thunder

Sheldon: "Texas, Oklahoma... what's the difference?"
Meemaw: "Hey, now, I think you might want to crack open your psychology textbook 'cause that there is crazy talk."

Sheldons Großmutter "Meemaw" in Young Sheldon - Season 2 Episode 9

Texas Oklahoma

Do you know why Oklahoma's state slogan is "Oklahoma is OK"?
Because they can't spell "mediocre".

Oklahoma

"Why did Oklahoma raise the minimum drinking age to 25?"
"They wanted to keep alcohol out of the high schools!"

Oklahoma

Governor is not the position to have in Oklahoma. It is the head coach of Oklahoma or Oklahoma State or Tulsa.

J. C. Watts

Oklahoma

Something called 'the Oklahoma Standard' became known throughout the world. It means resilience in the face of adversity. It means a strength and compassion that will not be defeated.

Brad Henry

Oklahoma

They say money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a flight to Oklahoma - and that's pretty much the same thing.

Oklahoma

When you live 20 years of it, you don't want to see it anymore. I haven't seen Joe face to face in 20 years and don't want to. Because it ain't going to be pretty.

Yarri Schreibvogel in Tiger King - Season 2 Episode 1

I reached out to Joe and explained to him that I had looked at his case, and I felt like we had a good opportunity to blow holes all through it. I think we can get him released.

Eric Love in Tiger King - Season 2 Episode 1

I absolutely love Joe, but you know, I don't want to be forever known as just Joe Exotic's husband. I want to be Dillon Passage.

Dillon Passage in Tiger King - Season 2 Episode 1

Tiger King changed our lives overnight. Anywhere we go, people know my name. I think it makes sense to capitalize.

Jeff Lowe in Tiger King - Season 2 Episode 1

None of these programmes created for entertainment value really get at the main issues of big cat and cub abuse.

Carole Baskin - January 2022

I expect Joe vs Carole will be a lot more entertaining than the situation was in real life.

Carole Baskin - January 2022

We take Lauren in next Tuesday to be induced to give birth to Sarah Evelyn Lowe and then we get Lauren back in the gym.

Jeff Lowe in Tiger King - Season 1

If you start deporting every shady looking guy with questionable tattoos, who's gonna go to Jets games?

Jordan Klepper in The Daily Show

New York Jets

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