The best Quotes by Joe Eula

Joe: "That collection you did for Bergdorf's? Looked like cement. Nobody wanted 'em."
Halston: "Nobody understood them."
Joe: "You don't want to understand a dress. You want to love it."

I think once you call yourself a genius, you stop growing.

Halston: "Some models just wear clothes. Elsa, she makes them her own."
Ed: "I thought Liza was your muse?"
Halston: "Well, you can't have too many muses."

Or someone might say, "Lisa, what a nice hat you have on." And I'll say, "Thank you very much, but my name is Liza. And that's my hair."

Halston: "I'm gonna do what Ralph Lifshitz did, only bigger."
Ed: "Why don't I know this name?"
Halston: "Because he changed his last name to f*cking 'Lauren'."

Henry: "Hat sales are down 30% from last quarter, and the previous quarter down 40%."
Halston: "We're trending up, is what you're saying."

Ed Austin: "No, thanks. I don't accept drinks from strangers."
Halston: "Then tell me your name. We won't be strangers."

Can't put a budget on inspiration.

If I can get my designs on the one right person, I can get them on every woman in America.

Henry: "People just don't wear hats anymore. What are you going to do about it?"
Halston: "Well I'm hard at work making the sun brighter, but until I get my rainmaking machine working, I don't know what I'll do. Except maybe drink after this meeting."

People gather by the thousands to witness the inauguration of John Fitzgerald Kennedy. As the motorcade makes its way down Pennsylvania Avenue, they hope to catch a glimpse of First Lady Jackie Kennedy in a dress by designer Oleg Cassini and a simple, yet elegant pillbox by hatmaker Mr. Halston.

Fashion fades, only style remains the same.

I'm like every other woman: a closet full of clothes, but nothing to wear: So I wear jeans.

Supermodels... heh! Nothing super about them. Spoiled, stupid little stick figures with poofy lips who think only about themselves.

Elegance does not consist in putting on a new dress.

Nobody can reinvent fashion. The only thing you can do is interpret the styles of the past in your own unique way.

Some victories are merely defeat wearing the wrong clothing.

Dress like you are going to meet your worst enemy today!

The best color in the whole world is the one that looks good on you.

Over the years I have learned that what is important in a dress is the woman who is wearing it.

Fashion starts with fashionable people.

You are only as good as the people you dress.

There are no problems, only opportunities.

You need to create the illusion of success for people to pay attention.

The regrets of yesterday and the fear of tomorrow can kill you.

Money makes the world go round.

Reality is something you rise above.

You have to work hard for it, but first you have to want it, and then you have to dream on it.

Audiences are the same all over the world, and if you entertain them, they'll respond.

My mother gave me my drive but my father gave me my dreams.

Smoking is one of the leading causes of all statistics.

Lip: "Hey, whoa. You really think they deserve your hard-earned money for that service?"
Frank: "Dine and dash?"
Lip: "Bite and bolt."
Frank: "Eat it and beat it?"

What can I say, once you go white, you always stay tight. Hey, I think I just insulted myself.

Frank: "What did they get you for again?"
"Beat my ex-wife to death with a telephone."
Frank': "Cordless or landline?"

Been sleeping in this car six years. Pissed, puked, jizzed in it. By law of bodily fluids, it's mine.