Quotes by JJ Maybank

Stupid things have good outcomes all the time.

Kiara: "They're gonna have Japanese toilets with towel warmers."
JJ: "Of course. Why wouldn't they?"
Kiara: "This used to be a turtle habitat, but who cares about the turtles, I guess?"
JJ: "I can't have cold towels."

You might end up in the lion's den, but you don't go there on purpose.

You are so careful John B, Just give me that John D already.

That sort of initiative is just begging to be punished!