The best Quotes by JJ Maybank

Stupid things have good outcomes all the time.

Kiara: "They're gonna have Japanese toilets with towel warmers."
JJ: "Of course. Why wouldn't they?"
Kiara: "This used to be a turtle habitat, but who cares about the turtles, I guess?"
JJ: "I can't have cold towels."

You might end up in the lion's den, but you don't go there on purpose.

You are so careful John B, Just give me that John D already.

That sort of initiative is just begging to be punished!

The Outer Banks, paradise on earth. It's the sort of place where you either have two jobs or two houses.

We're the Pogues and our mission this summer is to have a good time, all the time.

You hang out with trash, you get dirty.

You love being seen with me, but you don’t love me.

That's JJ. Mild kleptomaniac and a future tax cheat.

The downside of Pogue life is we're ignored and neglected. But the upside of Pogue life? We're ignored and neglected, which means we do whatever we want, whenever we want.

Alan: "You can't stay here alone."
Jake: "Why not?"
Alan: "You know why not."
Jake: "But you don't have a turtle to put in the microwave anymore."

If you ever meet a sea turtle, make sure to ask how old he is.

I'm tired of running to the gas station to use the bathroom. The guy makes me buy a Gatorade every time - it's a vicious circle.

The government just decided: Every houshold hoarding more than 10 rolls of toilet paper is from now on regarded as a public toilet.

Lip: "Hey, whoa. You really think they deserve your hard-earned money for that service?"
Frank: "Dine and dash?"
Lip: "Bite and bolt."
Frank: "Eat it and beat it?"