The best Quotes by JJ Maybank

The best Quotes by JJ Maybank

Stupid things have good outcomes all the time.

Outer Banks

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Kiara: "They're gonna have Japanese toilets with towel warmers."
JJ: "Of course. Why wouldn't they?"
Kiara: "This used to be a turtle habitat, but who cares about the turtles, I guess?"
JJ: "I can't have cold towels."

Outer Banks - Season 1 Episode 1

You might end up in the lion's den, but you don't go there on purpose.

Outer Banks

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You are so careful John B, Just give me that John D already.

Outer Banks

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That sort of initiative is just begging to be punished!

Outer Banks - Season 1 Episode 1

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The Outer Banks, paradise on earth. It's the sort of place where you either have two jobs or two houses.

John B in Outer Banks - Season 1 Episode 1

We're the Pogues and our mission this summer is to have a good time, all the time.

John B in Outer Banks - Season 1 Episode 1

You hang out with trash, you get dirty.

Ward Cameron in Outer Banks

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You love being seen with me, but you don’t love me.

Sarah Cameron in Outer Banks

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That's JJ. Mild kleptomaniac and a future tax cheat.

John B in Outer Banks - Season 1 Episode 1

The downside of Pogue life is we're ignored and neglected. But the upside of Pogue life? We're ignored and neglected, which means we do whatever we want, whenever we want.

John B in Outer Banks - Season 1 Episode 1

Alan: "You can't stay here alone."
Jake: "Why not?"
Alan: "You know why not."
Jake: "But you don't have a turtle to put in the microwave anymore."

Jake Harper in Two and a half Men - Season 1 Episode 11

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If you ever meet a sea turtle, make sure to ask how old he is.

Nemo in Finding Nemo

I'm tired of running to the gas station to use the bathroom. The guy makes me buy a Gatorade every time - it's a vicious circle.

Leonard Hofstadter in The Big Bang Theory - Season 4 Episode 8

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The government just decided: Every houshold hoarding more than 10 rolls of toilet paper is from now on regarded as a public toilet.

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Corona-Jokes Toilet

If you start deporting every shady looking guy with questionable tattoos, who's gonna go to Jets games?

Jordan Klepper in The Daily Show

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