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Quote by Jimmy Kimmel from Jimmy Kimmel Live! in Sendung vom 03.10.2017

When someone with a beard attacks us, we tap phones, we invoke travel-bans, we build walls we take care of every possible precaution to make sure it doesn't happen again. But when an American buys a gun and kills other Americans, then there's nothing we can do about that? Second ammendment, I guess. Our forfathers wanted us to have AK-47s is the argument, I assume.

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Quote by Jimmy Kimmel from Jimmy Kimmel Live!

Apple is believed to be partnering with American Express on a new mobile payment system, that would replace carrying credit cards around. That way, you can lose your naked pictures and all your money in one easy step.

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Quote by Jimmy Kimmel from Jimmy Kimmel Live!

They have a new high-end iPhone called the iPhone 5S. The 'S' stands for 'shut up and give us your money'.

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Quote by Jimmy Kimmel from Jimmy Kimmel Live!

This is about as close as America gets to having a royal baby; Apple unveiling a new iPhone.

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Quote by Jimmy Kimmel from Jimmy Kimmel Live!

I feel like at this point, Apple's releasing products, just to see if there's anything we won't buy.

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