For every $1 we could raise, they'll remove one pound of plastic from the ocean. We're trying to raise $30 million by the end of the year.Mark Rober in Jimmy Kimmel Live!, November 2021
I'm having a really good time. The costume's probably slightly different than you might expect. But to go back into the role [of Obi-Wan] is great.Ewan McGregor in Jimmy Kimmel Live!, May 2021, about shooting the Obi-Wan series
The circus came back to town in Washington for the second impeachment trial of Donald OJ. Trump.Donald TrumpJimmy Kimmel in Jimmy Kimmel Live!, February 2021
It was nice to get to enjoy an inauguration without a pit of dread in your stomach.John Oliver in Jimmy Kimmel Live!, January 2021, about the Inauguration of Joe Biden
Trump's leaving office with his lowest approval rating yet. It's down to 29%. Which, for someone who recently incited a insurrection to overthrow the government isn't bad. Honestly, what would he have to do to get below 20%, Eat the constitution? Trump has the lowest average approval rating of any president in the modern era. The only one to leave office with a lower rating than that was Kevin Spacey.Donald TrumpJimmy Kimmel in Jimmy Kimmel Live!, January 2021
If Martin Luther King were alive today, he would probably watch the news and go, "let me be more specific about this dream I had."Jimmy Kimmel in Jimmy Kimmel Live!, January 2021
I wish we had somebody in a leadership position in the White House who would bring people together.Donald Trump, Death of George FloydShaquille O'Neal in Jimmy Kimmel Live!, June 2020
What ever I would do, I would be the one I am today. I chose football and I'm sorry for the other fans that are cheering for other sports, because it would be the same thing.Football/SoccerZlatan Ibrahimović in Jimmy Kimmel Live!, Sendung vom 17.04.2018
People told me, "When you come to Los Angeles, don't worry, you can walk on the streets" But since day one, it's busy everywhere. But it's my own fault. 'Cause when you play the way I do, I mean.Zlatan Ibrahimović in Jimmy Kimmel Live!, Sendung vom 17.04.2018
I wanted to give Los Angeles a gift. I was thinking a long time. And then one day it came like: I should give myself.Zlatan Ibrahimović in Jimmy Kimmel Live!, Sendung vom 17.04.2018
When someone with a beard attacks us, we tap phones, we invoke travel-bans, we build walls we take care of every possible precaution to make sure it doesn't happen again. But when an American buys a gun and kills other Americans, then there's nothing we can do about that? Second ammendment, I guess. Our forfathers wanted us to have AK-47s is the argument, I assume.NRAJimmy Kimmel in Jimmy Kimmel Live!, Sendung vom 03.10.2017
"Is Kumail Nanjiani's d-ck multiple colors?"
"Yes. Every shade of your mom's lipstick. And her bu-thole."
Apple is believed to be partnering with American Express on a new mobile payment system, that would replace carrying credit cards around. That way, you can lose your naked pictures and all your money in one easy step.AppleJimmy Kimmel in Jimmy Kimmel Live!
They have a new high-end iPhone called the iPhone 5S. The 'S' stands for 'shut up and give us your money'.iPhonesJimmy Kimmel in Jimmy Kimmel Live!
This is about as close as America gets to having a royal baby; Apple unveiling a new iPhone.Apple, iPhonesJimmy Kimmel in Jimmy Kimmel Live!