Quotes by Jimmy Carr

James Anthony Patrick Carr is a British stand-up comedian, presenter, writer, and actor who holds both British and Irish citizenship. He is known for his deadpan delivery, dark humour, and heckler interaction.

The best Quotes and Sayings

The tragedy for comedians is there's nothing more they want than to be liked. We desperately seek approval. It's almost like a personality disorder you can do as a job.

Jimmy Carr

I was in love with the idea of being in love with a woman way before I was actually in love with one.

Falling in loveJimmy Carr

A travel writer’s made a world map showing where women are easiest to sleep with. That’s awful. Although, good news for Blackpool's tourism.

Jimmy Carr, via Twitter (25.10.2013)

The new Thor movie is out today. I haven't been looking forward to Hammertime this much since 1989.

Jimmy Carr, via Twitter (01.11.2013)

I enjoyed Halloween this year. I stuck two pumpkins down the back of my trousers and went as Kim Kardashian's arse.

HalloweenJimmy Carr, via Twitter (04.11.2013)

Things get out of hand so quickly. I once heard of a girl who lied to her husband about how she got pregnant, and now there's an entire religion.

ReligionJimmy Carr