The tragedy for comedians is there's nothing more they want than to be liked. We desperately seek approval. It's almost like a personality disorder you can do as a job.
Jimmy CarrI was in love with the idea of being in love with a woman way before I was actually in love with one.
Falling in loveJimmy CarrA travel writer’s made a world map showing where women are easiest to sleep with. That’s awful. Although, good news for Blackpool's tourism.
Jimmy Carr, via Twitter (25.10.2013)The new Thor movie is out today. I haven't been looking forward to Hammertime this much since 1989.
Jimmy Carr, via Twitter (01.11.2013)I enjoyed Halloween this year. I stuck two pumpkins down the back of my trousers and went as Kim Kardashian's arse.
HalloweenJimmy Carr, via Twitter (04.11.2013)Things get out of hand so quickly. I once heard of a girl who lied to her husband about how she got pregnant, and now there's an entire religion.
ReligionJimmy Carr