Quotes by Jimmy Carr

The tragedy for comedians is there's nothing more they want than to be liked. We desperately seek approval. It's almost like a personality disorder you can do as a job.

I was in love with the idea of being in love with a woman way before I was actually in love with one.

A travel writer’s made a world map showing where women are easiest to sleep with. That’s awful. Although, good news for Blackpool's tourism.

The new Thor movie is out today. I haven't been looking forward to Hammertime this much since 1989.

I enjoyed Halloween this year. I stuck two pumpkins down the back of my trousers and went as Kim Kardashian's arse.

Things get out of hand so quickly. I once heard of a girl who lied to her husband about how she got pregnant, and now there's an entire religion.