Quotes by Jim Jefferies

Jim Jefferies belongs to the following category: Comedy

The best Quotes and Sayings

Christians are like a thirteen year old kid who still believes in Santa.

Christianity, Santa ClausJim Jefferies

If you hate gay marriage, then don't marry a gay person.

Homosexuality & LGBTQ+Jim Jefferies

Do you think pandas know they're Chinese and they're taking the one child policy a bit too seriously?

PandasJim Jefferies

The thing about crazy people; they don't know they are crazy, that's what makes them crazy.

Craziness & WeirdnessJim Jefferies

You're never going to be truly successful if everyone likes you.

PopularityJim Jefferies

One of the flaws in the American dream is that there isn't as much of a safety net as you may get in other countries.

American DreamJim Jefferies

Comedy comes out of everyone's worst day. No one writes a sitcom episode about everyone having a good day. It's always about someone being locked out of their house or someone being dumped or whatever.

Jim Jefferies

For me, Mr. T and Donald Trump are the same sort of phenomenon - they're guys with catchphrases and wacky hair.

Donald TrumpJim Jefferies