Michael and Jan seem to be playing their own separate game and it's called "let's see how uncomfortable we can make our guests". And they're both winning.
Jim Halpert in The Office, Season 4 Episode 9Dwight: "Second Life is not a game. It is a multi-user virtual environment. It doesn't have points or scores. It doesn't have winners of losers."
Jim: "Oh, it has losers."
I've got three cases of imported beer. Karaoke Maschine. And I didn't invite Michael. So three ingredients for a great party.
Jim Halpert in The Office, Season 2 Episode 9Dwight: "Forget everything you thought you knew about ab workouts."
Jim: "Done."
It's not really a date if the girl goes home to her fiancé. Right?
Jim Halpert in The Office, Season 2 Episode 7Dwight: "Where is my desk? This is not funny. This is totally unprofessional."
Jim: "Okay. Well, you're the one who lost the desk."
This is so sad. This is the smallest amount of power I've ever seen go to someone's head.
Jim Halpert in The Office, Season 1 Episode 5Everything Dwight does annoys me. And I spend hours thinking of ways to get back at him, but only in ways that would get me arrested.
Jim Halpert in The Office, Season 1 Episode 4Jim: "Last night on 'Trading Spouses', there's...- have you seen it?"
Pam: "No, I have a life."
Jim: "Interesting. What's that like?"
If I left, what would I do with all this useless information in my head? You know? Tonnage price of manila folders?
Jim Halpert in The Office, Season 1 Episode 1