Quotes by Jim Halpert

Jim Halpert is a character from The Office

The best Series Quotes

Pam: "Jim and I have never and will never have sex in the office."
Jim: "No, because the office isn't what I'd consider a romantic place."
Pam: "Besides, we have something those other people don't have, which is a home and a bed."
Jim: "And a shower."

Jim Halpert in The Office, Season 7 Episode 16
 
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I am on the first hot sale streak of my life. I think it all comes from feeding CeCe, because no matter how much she resists, I sell her those carrots. Let's be honest - if I can make mushed carrots seem better than a boob... I can pretty much sell anything.

Jim Halpert in The Office, Season 7 Episode 9
 
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Michael and Jan seem to be playing their own separate game and it's called "let's see how uncomfortable we can make our guests". And they're both winning.

Jim Halpert in The Office, Season 4 Episode 9
 
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Dwight: "Second Life is not a game. It is a multi-user virtual environment. It doesn't have points or scores. It doesn't have winners of losers."
Jim: "Oh, it has losers."

Jim Halpert in The Office, Season 4 Episode 5
 
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I've got three cases of imported beer. Karaoke Maschine. And I didn't invite Michael. So three ingredients for a great party.

Jim Halpert in The Office, Season 2 Episode 9
 
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Dwight: "Forget everything you thought you knew about ab workouts."
Jim: "Done."

Jim Halpert in The Office, Season 2 Episode 8
 
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It's not really a date if the girl goes home to her fiancé. Right?

Jim Halpert in The Office, Season 2 Episode 7
 
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Dwight: "Where is my desk? This is not funny. This is totally unprofessional."
Jim: "Okay. Well, you're the one who lost the desk."

Jim Halpert in The Office, Season 2 Episode 6
 
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This is so sad. This is the smallest amount of power I've ever seen go to someone's head.

Jim Halpert in The Office, Season 1 Episode 5
 
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Everything Dwight does annoys me. And I spend hours thinking of ways to get back at him, but only in ways that would get me arrested.

Jim Halpert in The Office, Season 1 Episode 4
 
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Jim: "Last night on 'Trading Spouses', there's...- have you seen it?"
Pam: "No, I have a life."
Jim: "Interesting. What's that like?"

Jim Halpert in The Office, Season 1 Episode 3
 
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If I left, what would I do with all this useless information in my head? You know? Tonnage price of manila folders?

Jim Halpert in The Office, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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