Quotes by Jim Davis

Good morning is a contradiction of terms.

Cats rule the world.

I'm still a farm boy at heart. If I hadn't suffered from asthma as a child, I would be a farmer today.

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.

There are so many opportunities in life, that the loss of two or three capabilities is not necessarily debilitating. A handicap can give you the opportunity to focus more on art, writing, or music.