The best Quotes by Jim Davis

The best Quotes by Jim Davis

Good morning is a contradiction of terms.

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Cats rule the world.

I'm still a farm boy at heart. If I hadn't suffered from asthma as a child, I would be a farmer today.

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.

Vegans Vegetables

There are so many opportunities in life, that the loss of two or three capabilities is not necessarily debilitating. A handicap can give you the opportunity to focus more on art, writing, or music.

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You can't start over with a new life, but every morning you can start over with a new day.

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No matter how dark the night, morning always comes, and our journey begins anew.

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What irritates me most of all about these morning people is their horribly good temper, as if they have been up for three hours and already conquered France.

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Sometimes you climb out of bed in the morning and you think, I'm not going to make it, but you laugh inside - remembering all the times you've felt that way.

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Some people dream of success, while other people get up every morning and make it happen.

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A successful day starts from the morning. Let's give it our all today.

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Every winter contains a quivering spring and behind the curtain of every night there's a smilling morning.

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The early bird may get the worm, but its the second mouse that gets the cheese.

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Fit? Slept well? Motivated? Great - me neither. Good Morning!

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Good morning, darling. You're the reason I'm getting up in the morning. Just joking - gotta go to work. See you later!

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May your coffee be strong and your work-day short.

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Prince Akeem: "Good morning, my neighbors!"
Neighbor: "Hey, f you!"
Prince Akeem: "Yes, yes! F you too!"

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Sgt. Ernie Savage: "Beautiful morning, Sergeant!"
Sgt. Maj. Basil Plumley: "What are you a f*cking weatherman now?"

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Good morning my darling, you are my inspiration, you are my magic, you have caught my heart Now take care of my beautiful heart. Because it must not be broken .. Because it hopes for the great and true love of you. because this little heart, what you've caught loves you very much. I love you.

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When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive - to breathe, to think, to enjoy, to love.

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I believe cats to be spirits come to earth. A cat, I am sure, could walk on a cloud without coming through.

Jules Verne

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Want an animal to stare at you with contempt? Get a cat! Open box of excrement in your house? Cat!

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My cat is really annoyed by me, now that I hang around in her apartment all day.

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When my cats aren't happy, I'm not happy. Not because I care about their mood but because I know they're just sitting there thinking up ways to get even.

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Cities, like cats, will reveal themselves at night.

Rupert Brooke

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Cats City & Urban

Cats can use their ears to express their feelings. If they flatten them backwards, it indicates fear or caution, and if their ears are perked up and occasionally face forward, that usually means they're happy. Constant swiveling indicates that they are vigilantly assessing their surroundings.

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Cats will outsmart dogs every time.

John Grogan

Time you spend with cats is never wasted.

Being vegan just gives you such great karma.

Alicia Silverstone

When you're saying "I'm a vegetarian or a vegan," you're saying "I deny reality, I deny one of the most basic fundamentals of reality," which is for something to live, something else must die.

Andrew Tate

Vegetarians Vegans

This is called farming. You kids are gonna grow all kinds of plants: Vegetable plants, pizza plants... oh, it's good to be home!

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The easiest diet is, you know, eat vegetables, eat fresh food!

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I hate eating vegetables. The only vegetables I eat are lettuce on a burger.

Chance The Rapper

At least you'll never be a vegetable, even artichokes have hearts.

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Some a-hole leaks it online and I'm like, you know, looking at the guy in the mirror brushing my teeth, "Dude, what have you done? This could be punishable by law!" But the internet forced the studio to say, "We're gonna make this movie", and 24 hours later, that movie had a green light.

Ryan Reynolds - September 2025

But I don't understand why the Jeffrey Epstein case would be of interest to anybody. It's pretty boring stuff, it's sordid but it's boring and I don't understand why it keeps going.

Donald Trump - July 2025

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There are two kinds of big companies in the United States. There are those who've been hacked by the Chinese, and those who don't know they've been hacked by the Chinese.

James Comey

I believe that Americans should be deeply skeptical of government power. You cannot trust people in power. The founders knew that. That's why they divided power among three branches, to set interest against interest.

James Comey

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