The best Quotes by Jim Carrey

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And why do we fall, Bruce? So we can learn to pick ourselves up!

Alfred in Batman - Begins

You see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push!

Joker in Batman - The Dark Knight

Sometimes the truth isn't good enough, sometimes people deserve more. Sometimes people deserve to have their faith rewarded...

Batman in Batman - The Dark Knight

Truth

I believe whatever doesn't kill you, simply makes you... stranger.

Joker in Batman - The Dark Knight

Salvatore Maroni: "If it's so simple, why haven't you done it already?"
Joker: "If you're good at something, never do it for free!"

Joker in Batman - The Dark Knight

The night is darkest just before the dawn. And I promise you, the dawn is coming.

Harvey Dent in Batman - The Dark Knight

Hope Beginning

I could die right now, Clem. I'm just...happy. I've never felt that before. I'm just exactly where I want to be.

Joel Barish in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

I think your name is magical.

Joel Barish in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Adults are, like, this mess of sadness and phobias.

Mary in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Sand is overrated. It's just tiny, little rocks.

Joel Barish in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Sand Stones & Rocks

So, open your mouth, lad! For every voice counts!

Theodor Seuss Geisel in Horton Hears a Who!

Voices Elections & Voting Mouth

A person's a person, no matter how small.

Theodor Seuss Geisel in Horton Hears a Who!

Small Things Self-Confidence

I love the smell of bananas in the morning!

Horton Hears a Who!

Bananas

And the luscious sound swelled, reaching up to the skies.
And the Grinch heard with his heart, and it tripled in size.

The Grinch

I've spent my entire life hating Christmas and everything about it. But now I see that it wasn't Christmas I hated, it was being alone. But I'm not alone anymore. And I have all of you to thank for it.

Grinch in The Grinch

But I think the most likely reason of all,
may have been that his heart was two sizes too small.

The Grinch

To kindness and love, the things we need most!

Grinch in The Grinch

Well, Santa had eight reindeer, he looks like he ate the other seven.

Grinch in The Grinch

Reindeer

Grinch: "Your daughter's kindness changed my life."
Donna Who: "That's my little girl."

Donna Who in The Grinch

For it is good to be children sometimes, and never better than at Christmas, when its mighty Founder was a child Himself.

Charles Dickens in A Christmas Carol

Children & Childhood Christmas

I will honour Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year. I will live in the Past, the Present, and the Future.

Charles Dickens in A Christmas Carol

Christmas

"Men's courses will foreshadow certain ends, to which, if persevered in, they must lead," said Scrooge. "But if the courses be departed from, the ends will change."

Charles Dickens in A Christmas Carol

Life Fate & Destiny

Really, for a man who had been out of practice for so many years it was a splendid laugh!

Charles Dickens in A Christmas Carol

Laughing & Smile

No space of regret can make amends for one life's opportunity misused.

Charles Dickens in A Christmas Carol

Remorse

There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor.

Charles Dickens in A Christmas Carol

Laughing & Smile

Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn't before
What if Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from a store
What if Christmas... perhaps... means a little bit more!

Theodor Seuss Geisel in How the Grinch Stole Christmas!

Christmas

But I think that the most likely reason of all
May have been that his heart was two sizes too small.

Theodor Seuss Geisel in How the Grinch Stole Christmas!

Welcome Christmas. Bring your cheer,
Cheer to all Whos, far and near.

Theodor Seuss Geisel in How the Grinch Stole Christmas!

Christmas Day will always be
Just as long as we have we.
Welcome, Christmas, while we stand
Heart to heart and hand in hand.

Theodor Seuss Geisel in How the Grinch Stole Christmas!

Christmas

And what happened then? Well, in Whoville they say
That the Grinch's small heart grew three sizes that day!

Theodor Seuss Geisel in How the Grinch Stole Christmas!

With a smile to his soul, he descended Mount Crumpet
Cheerily blowing "Who! Who!" on his trumpet.

Theodor Seuss Geisel in How the Grinch Stole Christmas!

Don't do drugs, don't have unprotected sex, don't be violent... leave that to me.

Eminem

Sex Violence Drugs

Smart women love smart men more than smart men love smart women.

Natalie Portman

Intelligence Men & Women Singles & Dating

For the soul, laughing is what oxygen is for the lungs.

Louis de Funès

Laughing & Smile

It's not about the absence of fear. It's overcoming it.

Emma Watson

Fear

If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.

Orson Welles

Men & Women

My philosophy is: It's none of my business what people say of me and think of me.

Anthony Hopkins

Self-Confidence Gossip & Rumors

My father always said, "Never trust anyone whose TV is bigger than their book shelf" - so I make sure I read.

Emilia Clarke

Books Reading

We think too much and feel too little.

Charlie Chaplin

Thinking Feelings & Emotions

If one does not attach himself to people and desires, never shall his heart be broken. But then, does he ever truly live?

Jackie Chan

Life Desire

One should judge a man mainly from his depravities. Virtues can be faked. Depravities are real.

Klaus Kinski

Failures & Mistakes

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