The best Quotes by Jessica Day

I just wanted to listen to Tylor Swift alone

Do not moonwalk away from me

You care about your burritos more than my children, Nick?

Everything you say sounds really creepy when you're not wearing pants.

Nothing could be as hard as middle school.

Summer has always been my favorite season. I feel happier.

Damn it ! I can´t find my driving moccasins anywhere !

I´ve decided to give up on women and put all my energy into tomatoes

I don´t want some janky freshwater b*tch fish.

I´m worried about Schmidt. He´s a Jew in the desert. I don´t want him to wander.

No, I don´t wash the towel. The towel washes me. Who washes a towl ?

I´m a squirrl. You are my nut. Winter´s coming. I´m gonna store you in my cheek, girl !

I don´t have a wallet. I have a sandwich bag with my license and money in it.

Nick, pleace take that off ! You look like a homeless pencil !

Where are you, Schmidt ? This place is fancy, and I don´t know which fork to kill myself with.

No! I don´t trust fish. They breathe water, that´s crazy.

When you lose everything, that's when you're finally free.