The best Quotes by Jessica Cortez

Treat the community like family rather than the enemy.

What color you supposed to be, brother? Black or blue? You gonna have to pick.

Jim: "You just point me in the right direction. Here to kick ass."
Hondo: "SWAT isn't about kicking ass. It's about saving lives."
Jim: "Yeah, which sometimes requires kicking a little ass. Right?"

Scared is good. It means your brain's working right, it means your body's fighting.

Buck Spivey: "All right, I want you to fill the gaps, stay liquid. You with us, Hondo?"
Hondo: "Fill the gaps, stay liquid. You say it so damn much, Buck, I finally got it tattooed on my ass."

Victor Tan: "Lakers play tonight?"
Christina Alonso: "Golden State."
Victor Tan: "Let's clean this up in time for the second half."

They're exhausting to inflate, they scare the shit out of you when they pop, and uninflated they just look like a pile of clown-condoms.

Lip: "Hey, whoa. You really think they deserve your hard-earned money for that service?"
Frank: "Dine and dash?"
Lip: "Bite and bolt."
Frank: "Eat it and beat it?"

What can I say, once you go white, you always stay tight. Hey, I think I just insulted myself.

Frank: "What did they get you for again?"
"Beat my ex-wife to death with a telephone."
Frank': "Cordless or landline?"