Quotes by Jessi Klein

Jessi Ruth Klein is an American comedy writer and stand-up comic based out of New York City. Klein has regularly appeared on shows such as The Showbiz Show with David Spade and VH1's Best Week Ever and has performed stand-up on Comedy Central's Premium Blend.

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Quote by Jessi Klein

Women have problem areas in a way that men don't. We have big hips and muffin tops. Men just have the thing where they create wars and wreak havoc all over the globe.

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Everyone wants to say they hate lawyers, and yet I've never met a parent who didn't want their kid to be a lawyer.

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