The best Quotes by Jesse Walker

The best Quotes by Jesse Walker

Jesse Walker (born September 4, 1970) is books editor of Reason magazine.

I was really into hula hooping growing up. My mom said I had the loosest hips in Cincinnati. Which I'm now realizing is a very disturbing thing to say to a young child.
How I Met Your Father - Season 1 Episode 2
Repeat after me: Today is the first chapter of my next great love story.
Look at that, a proposal that won't haunt and traumatize him forever. Good for him.
How I Met Your Father - Season 1 Episode 1

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Ever since Meredith dumped you, I've been spending 50 bucks a week on kleenex.
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You think Queen Jane stays in on a Saturday night? No, she's out in the town - crushing d-ck.
Valentina in How I Met Your Father - Season 1 Episode 2
This story is about the journey, not the destination. I'm gonna get with a whole bunch of dudes before I wind up with Dad.
Sophie Tompkins in How I Met Your Father - Season 1 Episode 2
Magic love story? Sophie's mom is a party girl who bounces around from boyfriend to boyfriend. Her dad wasn't even in the picture. The only thing magical about Sophie's life is that she still believes in love at all.
Valentina in How I Met Your Father - Season 1 Episode 1
I am super into him, and I decided I am not gonna let something as irrational as rational thinking stand in the way of that.
Valentina in How I Met Your Father - Season 1 Episode 1
Now, like a lot of love stories back in 2022, this one starts with a Tinder date.
Sophie Tompkins in How I Met Your Father - Season 1 Episode 1
Sid: "Valentina's trying to help her girl get with my boy."
Jesse: "Sophie did say my shirt was cool."
Sid: "Most compliments are sure to get into the pants."
Sid in How I Met Your Father - Season 1 Episode 2
It was a total score. We got the appartement from this old married couple who posted it on the Wesleyan Alumni Group. Even got them to leave their swords.
Sid in How I Met Your Father - Season 1 Episode 1
Screw being mature! We can still make bad choices for a few more years.
Sophie Tompkins in How I Met Your Father - Season 1 Episode 2
It was hard to live in the moment in 2022. There was always someplace else you could be. Someone else you could be with. But every once in a while, you found yourself in the exact right spot.
Sophie Tompkins in How I Met Your Father - Season 1 Episode 2
This is the story of how I met your father.
Lip: "Hey, whoa. You really think they deserve your hard-earned money for that service?"
Frank: "Dine and dash?"
Lip: "Bite and bolt."
Frank: "Eat it and beat it?"
Shameless - Season 3 Episode 12
What can I say, once you go white, you always stay tight. Hey, I think I just insulted myself.
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