The best Quotes by Jesse Pinkman

What if this is like math? Or algebra? You know, you add a plus douchebag to a minus douchebag, then you get, like, zero douchebags.

Breaking Bad - Season 4 Episode 8

Jesse: "Tell this a-shole if he wants to learn how to make my product, he's got to do it my way, the right way."
Mexican Cook: "I speak English."
Jesse: "So you understand what a-shole means. Now, go get me my phenylacetic acid, a-shole."

Breaking Bad - Season 4 Episode 10

What's the point of being an outlaw when you got responsibilities?

Breaking Bad - Season 3 Episode 9

Walter: "First order of business is to find a new place to cook. Before anyone says it, no more RVs."
Jesse: "I don’t know, the Crystal Ship did pretty good for us."
Walter: "The Crystal Ship?"
Jesse: "Yeah, that's what I called it."

Breaking Bad - Season 5 Episode 2

Yeah b*tch, Magnets!

Breaking Bad - Season 5 Episode 1

Can you walk? Then get the f*ck outta here and never come back.

Breaking Bad - Season 4 Episode 9

Last I asked for your help, you said, "I hope you end up buried in a barrel in the Mexican desert."

Breaking Bad - Season 4 Episode 11

I’m a blowfish! BLOWFISH! Yeeeah blowfishing this up!

Breaking Bad - Season 2 Episode 7

This my own private domicile, and I will not be harassed… b*tch!

Breaking Bad - Season 3 Episode 6

If this is supposed to be all, like, Major League and all, we should have equipment maintainer guys. And water boys, you know? "Yo! Gatorade me, b*tch!"

Breaking Bad - Season 3 Episode 10

Yeah, Mr. White! Yeah science!

Breaking Bad - Season 1 Episode 7

I pay my rent, b*tch! I got civil rights!

Breaking Bad

Saul: "What the hell is this? It's like James Whale's traveling roadshow in here."
Jesse: "Whoever the hell that is. But the Crystal Ship definitely travels."

Better Call Saul - Season 6 Episode 11

Some straight like you, giant stick up his a-s all a sudden at age, what, 60, he's just gonna break bad?

Breaking Bad - Season 1 Episode 1

So you’re chasing around a fly and in your world I’m the idiot?

Breaking Bad - Season 3 Episode 10

You know what is okay to put in hot dogs? Huh? Pig lips and a-sholes! But I say, hey, have at it b*tches 'cause I love hot dogs.

Breaking Bad - Season 3 Episode 10

Meat Pigs

You’re the one that looks like you just crawled out of a microwave.

Breaking Bad - Season 1 Episode 6

Walt: "So why you selling it in such small quantities? Why don’t you just sell the whole pound at once?"
Jesse: "To who? What do I look like? Scarface?"
Walt: "This is unacceptable. I am breaking the law here. This return is too little for the risk. I thought you’d be ready for another pound today."
Jesse: "You may know a lot about chemistry man but you don’t know jack about slangin' dope."

Breaking Bad - Season 1 Episode 6

Scarface

Like I came to you, begging to cook meth. Oh, hey, nerdiest old dude I know, you wanna come cook crystal? Please. I’d ask my diaper-wearing granny, but her wheelchair wouldn’t fit in the RV.

Breaking Bad - Season 1 Episode 2

Jesse: "Is New Zealand part of Australia?"
Jane: "New Zealand is New Zealand."
Jesse: "Right on. New Zealand. That's where they made 'Lord of the Rings'."

Breaking Bad - Season 2 Episode 12

New Zealand Quotes about Lord of the Rings

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You clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot, and you think that of me?! No! I am the one who knocks!

Walter White in Breaking Bad - Season 4 Episode 6

Christ, you two! All I can say is if I ever get anal polyps, I'll know what to name them.

Saul Goodman in Breaking Bad - Season 4 Episode 13

Funny Insults

What I came to realize is that fear, that's the worst enemy. So, get up, get out in the real world and you kick that bastard as hard as you can right in the teeth!

Walter White in Breaking Bad - Season 2 Episode 8

You need to stop focusing on the darkness behind you. The past is the past, nothing can change what we've done.

Walter White in Breaking Bad - Season 5 Episode 9

Past Remorse

When we do what we do for good reasons, then we’ve got nothing to worry about. And there’s no better reason... than family.

Walter White in Breaking Bad - Season 5 Episode 2

Take it from me, buddy: It's darkest just before the dawn.

Hank Schrader in Breaking Bad - Season 5 Episode 5

Hope Sunrise

Well, you know how they say, "It's been a pleasure"? It hasn't.

Mike Ehrmantraut in Breaking Bad - Season 5 Episode 1

Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? Constitution says you do. And so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman and child in this country is innocent. And that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!

Saul Goodman in Breaking Bad - Season 2 Episode 8

What did you do? Show your barber a picture of a dog's ass and said, "I'll take that"?

Hank Schrader in Breaking Bad - Season 4 Episode 7

Hair

Everyone sounds like Meryl Streep with a gun to their head.

Mike Ehrmantraut in Breaking Bad - Season 5 Episode 5

Meryl Streep

We had a good thing, you stupid son of a b*tch! We had Fring, we had a lab, we had everything we needed, and it all ran like clockwork. You could have shut your mouth, cooked, and made as much money as you ever needed. It was perfect. But no, you just had to blow it up. You, and your pride and your ego. You just had to be the man. If you'd known your place, we'd all be fine right now!

Mike Ehrmantraut in Breaking Bad - Season 5 Episode 7

You think I came all this way, just to let something as silly as lung-cancer take me down? Not a chance!

Walter White in Breaking Bad - Season 5 Episode 12

Cancer

If you don’t know who I am... then maybe your best course would be to tread lightly.

Walter White in Breaking Bad - Season 5 Episode 9

Walt: "How did you find me?"
Saul: "We should talk about that. It should be much, much harder for people to track you down. My PI charged me for three hours, so I seriously doubt it took him more than one."

Saul Goodman in Breaking Bad - Season 2 Episode 8

Saul: "'Cause he gave me the dead mackerel eyes. He meant it."
Walter: "Saul, Mike threatened me. He threatened Jesse. He probably threatened someone before breakfast this morning. It's what he does. Come on, grow a pair!"

Walter White in Breaking Bad - Season 5 Episode 3

Now I don’t know what kind of movies you’ve been watching, but even in the real world, we don’t kill 11 people as some kind of prophylactic measure.

Mike Ehrmantraut in Breaking Bad - Season 5 Episode 2

Jesse: "What's the point of being an outlaw if I gotta have responsibilities?"
Badger: "Darth Vader had responsibilities- building the Death Star."
Skinny Pete: "True Dat! Two of 'em, yo!"

Badger in Breaking Bad - Season 3 Episode 9

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Skyler, I have lived under the threat of death for a year now, and because of that, I've made choices. I alone should suffer the consequences of those choices, no one else. And those consequences... they're coming. No more prolonging the inevitable.

Walter White in Breaking Bad - Season 4 Episode 12

You are a wealthy man now. One must learn to be rich. To be poor, anyone can manage

Gustavo Fring in Breaking Bad - Season 3 Episode 11

Wealth & Richness

I always tell the truth. Even when I lie!

Tony Montana in Scarface

Lies

Every day above ground is a good day.

Mel Bernstein in Scarface

Life Death

Eighty-six years. But with good behavior... who knows?

Saul Goodman in Better Call Saul - Season 6 Episode 13

What do you mean, "he don't eat no meat"? That's okay. I'll make lamb.

Aunt Voula in My Big Fat Greek Wedding

Barbecue Meat

Leonard: "You owe me another two dollars, the price of moo shu pork went up."
Howard: "It's getting tougher and tougher to be a bad Jew."

Howard Wolowitz in The Big Bang Theory - Season 2 Episode 14

Judaism Pigs

New Zealand... Hobbit's Australia.

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The Hobbit New Zealand Hobbits & Harfoots

I'm not saying it's brutally hot in my attic apartment, but two Hobbits just threw a ring in here.

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Jesse, you asked me if I was in the meth business or the money business. Neither. I'm in the empire business.

Walter White in Breaking Bad - Season 5 Episode 6

I wasn't there when the meth was cooked. I wasn't there when it was sold. I didn't witness any of the murders, but I damn well knew what was happening. I was more than a willing participant. I was indispensable. I kept Walter White out of Jail. I laundered his money. I lied for him. I conspired with him and I made millions.

Saul Goodman in Better Call Saul - Season 6 Episode 13

Walter White

Where'd you get your law degree, Goodman? The same clown college you got that suit?

Hank Schrader in Breaking Bad - Season 5 Episode 6

We all make our choices and those choices they put us on a road. And sometimes those choices seem small but they put you on the road. You think about getting off but eventually, you're back on it.

Mike Ehrmantraut in Better Call Saul - Season 5 Episode 9

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