What if this is like math? Or algebra? You know, you add a plus douchebag to a minus douchebag, then you get, like, zero douchebags.
Breaking Bad - Season 4 Episode 8
2Jesse: "Tell this a-shole if he wants to learn how to make my product, he's got to do it my way, the right way."
Mexican Cook: "I speak English."
Jesse: "So you understand what a-shole means. Now, go get me my phenylacetic acid, a-shole."
Mexican Cook: "I speak English."
Jesse: "So you understand what a-shole means. Now, go get me my phenylacetic acid, a-shole."
Breaking Bad - Season 4 Episode 10
2What's the point of being an outlaw when you got responsibilities?
Breaking Bad - Season 3 Episode 9
2Walter: "First order of business is to find a new place to cook. Before anyone says it, no more RVs."
Jesse: "I don’t know, the Crystal Ship did pretty good for us."
Walter: "The Crystal Ship?"
Jesse: "Yeah, that's what I called it."
Jesse: "I don’t know, the Crystal Ship did pretty good for us."
Walter: "The Crystal Ship?"
Jesse: "Yeah, that's what I called it."
Breaking Bad - Season 5 Episode 2
1Last I asked for your help, you said, "I hope you end up buried in a barrel in the Mexican desert."
Breaking Bad - Season 4 Episode 11
1If this is supposed to be all, like, Major League and all, we should have equipment maintainer guys. And water boys, you know? "Yo! Gatorade me, b*tch!"
Breaking Bad - Season 3 Episode 10
1Saul: "What the hell is this? It's like James Whale's traveling roadshow in here."
Jesse: "Whoever the hell that is. But the Crystal Ship definitely travels."
Jesse: "Whoever the hell that is. But the Crystal Ship definitely travels."
Better Call Saul - Season 6 Episode 11
Some straight like you, giant stick up his a-s all a sudden at age, what, 60, he's just gonna break bad?
Breaking Bad - Season 1 Episode 1
So you’re chasing around a fly and in your world I’m the idiot?
Breaking Bad - Season 3 Episode 10
You know what is okay to put in hot dogs? Huh? Pig lips and a-sholes! But I say, hey, have at it b*tches 'cause I love hot dogs.
Breaking Bad - Season 3 Episode 10
You’re the one that looks like you just crawled out of a microwave.
Breaking Bad - Season 1 Episode 6
Walt: "So why you selling it in such small quantities? Why don’t you just sell the whole pound at once?"
Jesse: "To who? What do I look like? Scarface?"
Walt: "This is unacceptable. I am breaking the law here. This return is too little for the risk. I thought you’d be ready for another pound today."
Jesse: "You may know a lot about chemistry man but you don’t know jack about slangin' dope."
Jesse: "To who? What do I look like? Scarface?"
Walt: "This is unacceptable. I am breaking the law here. This return is too little for the risk. I thought you’d be ready for another pound today."
Jesse: "You may know a lot about chemistry man but you don’t know jack about slangin' dope."
Breaking Bad - Season 1 Episode 6
Like I came to you, begging to cook meth. Oh, hey, nerdiest old dude I know, you wanna come cook crystal? Please. I’d ask my diaper-wearing granny, but her wheelchair wouldn’t fit in the RV.
Breaking Bad - Season 1 Episode 2
Jesse: "Is New Zealand part of Australia?"
Jane: "New Zealand is New Zealand."
Jesse: "Right on. New Zealand. That's where they made 'Lord of the Rings'."
Jane: "New Zealand is New Zealand."
Jesse: "Right on. New Zealand. That's where they made 'Lord of the Rings'."
Breaking Bad - Season 2 Episode 12