Quotes by Jesse Pinkman

So you’re chasing around a fly and in your world I’m the idiot?

Walter: 'First order of business is to find a new place to cook. Before anyone says it, no more RVs.'
Jesse: 'I don’t know, the Crystal Ship did pretty good for us.'
Walter: 'The Crystal Ship?'
Jesse: 'Yeah, that's what I called it.'

Yeah Bitch, Magnets!

What if this is like math? Or algebra? You know, you add a plus douchebag to a minus douchebag, then you get, like, zero douchebags.

Can you walk? Then get the fuck outta here and never come back.

Last I asked for your help, you said, 'I hope you end up buried in a barrel in the Mexican desert.'

Jesse: 'Tell this asshole if he wants to learn how to make my product, he's got to do it my way, the right way.'
Mexican Cook: 'I speak English.'
Jesse: 'So you understand what asshole means. Now, go get me my phenylacetic acid, asshole.'

You know what is okay to put in hot dogs? Huh? Pig lips and assholes! But I say, hey, have at it bitches 'cause I love hot dogs.

What’s the point of being an outlaw when you got responsibilities?

You’re the one that looks like you just crawled out of a microwave.

I’m a blowfish! BLOWFISH! Yeeeah blowfishing this up!

This my own private domicile, and I will not be harassed… bitch!

If this is supposed to be all, like, Major League and all, we should have equipment maintainer guys. And water boys, you know? "Yo! Gatorade me, bitch!"

Walt: "So why you selling it in such small quantities? Why don’t you just sell the whole pound at once?"
Jesse: "To who? What do I look like? Scarface?"
Walt: "This is unacceptable. I am breaking the law here. This return is too little for the risk. I thought you’d be ready for another pound today."
Jesse: "You may know a lot about chemistry man but you don’t know jack about slangin' dope."

Like I came to you, begging to cook meth. Oh, hey, nerdiest old dude I know, you wanna come cook crystal? Please. I’d ask my diaper-wearing granny, but her wheelchair wouldn’t fit in the RV.

Jane: 'Do you know what this is?”
Jesse: 'It’s a whole lot of cheddar.”
Jane: 'This is freedom. This is saying, 'I can go anywhere I want. I can be anybody.” What do you want to be? Where do you want to go? South America? Europe? Australia?'
Jesse: 'Is New Zealand part of Australia?”
Jane: 'New Zealand is New Zealand.”
Jesse: 'Right on. New Zealand. That’s where they made 'Lord of the Rings”. I say we just move there, yo. I mean, you can do your art. Right? Like, you can paint the local castles and shit. And I can be a bush pilot.'

Yeah Mr. White! Yeah science!

I pay my rent, bitch! I got civil rights!