So you’re chasing around a fly and in your world I’m the idiot?Jesse Pinkman in Breaking Bad, Season 3 Episode 10
Walter: "First order of business is to find a new place to cook. Before anyone says it, no more RVs."
Jesse: "I don’t know, the Crystal Ship did pretty good for us."
Walter: "The Crystal Ship?"
Jesse: "Yeah, that's what I called it."
Yeah Bitch, Magnets!Jesse Pinkman in Breaking Bad, Season 5 Episode 1
What if this is like math? Or algebra? You know, you add a plus douchebag to a minus douchebag, then you get, like, zero douchebags.Jesse Pinkman in Breaking Bad, Season 4 Episode 8
Can you walk? Then get the fuck outta here and never come back.Jesse Pinkman in Breaking Bad, Season 4 Episode 9
Last I asked for your help, you said, "I hope you end up buried in a barrel in the Mexican desert."Jesse Pinkman in Breaking Bad, Season 4 Episode 11
Jesse: "Tell this asshole if he wants to learn how to make my product, he's got to do it my way, the right way."
Mexican Cook: "I speak English."
Jesse: "So you understand what asshole means. Now, go get me my phenylacetic acid, asshole."
You know what is okay to put in hot dogs? Huh? Pig lips and assholes! But I say, hey, have at it bitches 'cause I love hot dogs.Meat, PigsJesse Pinkman in Breaking Bad, Season 3 Episode 10
What’s the point of being an outlaw when you got responsibilities?Jesse Pinkman in Breaking Bad, Season 3 Episode 9
You’re the one that looks like you just crawled out of a microwave.Jesse Pinkman in Breaking Bad, Season 1 Episode 6
I’m a blowfish! BLOWFISH! Yeeeah blowfishing this up!Jesse Pinkman in Breaking Bad, Season 2 Episode 7
This my own private domicile, and I will not be harassed… bitch!Jesse Pinkman in Breaking Bad, Season 3 Episode 6
If this is supposed to be all, like, Major League and all, we should have equipment maintainer guys. And water boys, you know? "Yo! Gatorade me, bitch!"Jesse Pinkman in Breaking Bad, Season 3 Episode 10
Walt: "So why you selling it in such small quantities? Why don’t you just sell the whole pound at once?"
Jesse: "To who? What do I look like? Scarface?"
Walt: "This is unacceptable. I am breaking the law here. This return is too little for the risk. I thought you’d be ready for another pound today."
Jesse: "You may know a lot about chemistry man but you don’t know jack about slangin' dope."
Like I came to you, begging to cook meth. Oh, hey, nerdiest old dude I know, you wanna come cook crystal? Please. I’d ask my diaper-wearing granny, but her wheelchair wouldn’t fit in the RV.Jesse Pinkman in Breaking Bad, Season 1 Episode 2
Jane: "Do you know what this is?"
Jesse: "It’s a whole lot of cheddar."
Jane: "This is freedom. This is saying, 'I can go anywhere I want. I can be anybody.' What do you want to be? Where do you want to go? South America? Europe? Australia?"
Jesse: "Is New Zealand part of Australia?"
Jane: "New Zealand is New Zealand."
Jesse: "Right on. New Zealand. That’s where they made 'Lord of the Rings'. I say we just move there, yo. I mean, you can do your art. Right? Like, you can paint the local castles and shit. And I can be a bush pilot."
Yeah Mr. White! Yeah science!Jesse Pinkman in Breaking Bad, Season 1 Episode 7
I pay my rent, bitch! I got civil rights!Jesse Pinkman in Breaking Bad